imagine moby dick but written in the style of my immortal
hi my name is ishmael and i’m an outcast from society (that’s how i got my name). i love sailing on whaling ships (AN: if you don’t like the sea then get da hell out of here!). i’m not related to captain ahab but i wish i was because he’s a major fucking hottie. i was walking on the main deck. it was raining so there was no sun, which i was very happy about. a lot of sailors stared at me. i put up my middle finger at them.
There’s a theory floating around that the reason Peridot fears a simple thunderstorm in “When It Rains” is because she’s mistaking it for the synthetic storm housed in The Geode, which might actually be the egg of The Cluster. Assuming That’s true, there’s something she doesn’t know:
The Homeworld doomsday weapon she so deeply fears has been delayed from hatching. With fucking duct tape.
IMAGINE HOW HARD SHE WOULD LOSE HER SHIT IF SHE LEARNED THAT THE INVINCIBLE CLUSTER WAS STOPPED FROM HATCHING FOR LIKE A YEAR BY AN ARCHAIC HUMAN ADHESIVE STRIP
That would actually be a fascinating revelation because she’s relied on technology for everything including making herself taller. To find such a primitive invention could stop the destruction of the world could open her eyes and make her rely less on tech. hell, it might even motivate her to allow a weapon.
(via )
Students:
Hey, so at this point a lot of students would rather break their own legs than go to school because of the immense workload placed on us in the form of increased standardized testing and out of school work. It is remarkably frustrating and stressful to students, and causes a strain on our mental health
Parents:
Hey, so our children are extremely overworked and we have noticed a huge increase in time spent on homework rather than things that kids should be doing like socializing and naturally forming interests that could lead them to possible career choices
Teachers:
The state curriculum is becoming more demanding, requiring our students to learn more in less time, all while increasing the number and frequency of standardized tests (giving us even less time to teach important material). This makes us sad, because we want to share knowledge with students, but are forced to give them large amounts of homework to make up for lost time in the classroom.
The ALL educational systems:
So what you're telling me is.... you want... more test??
Anonymous asked: Send leter: Ñ or if that cant be then ß
Neither of those are letters on the post so fuck you for getting my hopes up. Like, no joke, whenever someone does something like this it pisses me off. it’s as annoying as like “hey ask me something” and someone responds “something?” It’s not clever, it’s just annoying.
LIke, seriously. I reblogged that thing to get people more interested in my OCs and my art because that’s what this blog is mostly for. I want the people who follow me to ask at my works. It actually hurts when someone makes fun of me for wanting that.
Send me a letter and I'll tell you which OC of mine...
A:
is the most attractive.
B:
gets bored the fastest.
C:
is the most open to cuddling.
D:
fears death the most.
E:
is the most emotive.
F:
is my favorite.
G:
has the greenest thumb.
H:
trusts their horoscope the most.
I:
tends to idolize people they shouldn't.
J:
tells the most dad jokes.
K:
is the most skilled in the kitchen.
L:
lies the most.
M:
is the biggest memer.
N:
needs way more attention from me.
O:
has the most OCs of their own.
P:
is the purest, most perfect cinnamon roll.
Q:
is the quickest to judge others.
R:
feels the most detached from reality.
S:
has the strongest spirit.
T:
is the most terrifying.
U:
is the most unapologetic for the way they live their life.
V:
is the best at video games.
W:
watches the most anime.
X:
is the most xenial toward complete strangers.
Y:
yells the most.
Z:
gets the most overzealous over something others wouldn't expect.
Anonymous asked: Send leter: Ñ or if that cant be then ß
Neither of those are letters on the post so fuck you for getting my hopes up. Like, no joke, whenever someone does something like this it pisses me off. it’s as annoying as like “hey ask me something” and someone responds “something?” It’s not clever, it’s just annoying.
