I looked into this and this is not Spooky Doo, but instead a robot dog built to look and act like Spooky Doo who has been accepted into the Doo family after the canonical death of Spooky Doo.
this post came dangerously close to having me google “Scooby-Doo family tree” but that’s not the kind of life I want to live right now
Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month
this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life
You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex.
DO A BARREL ROLL
If this had contained even one more piece of punctuation, it would be exponentially less hilarious. So I’m glad it didn’t.
how the fuck do breasts do a barrel roll? rosexknight halp.