Oh God. I think I have some dried semen caught just inside my penis hole and it hurts.
Just found out about it. can’t wait until it comes. Of the four good gens, I never played hoenn. Gonna get the Ruby because team aqua is stupid and doesn’t understand how rain works.
By real games, does he mean having trouble with the trolley and eating tje souls of his fallen enemies?
(Source: scraps-is-busy)
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Twilights kingdom is my favourite episode of dragon ball z
Never eat Mexican food before watching a season finale of anything.
My favourite shirt was discontinued.
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How do you people write with your right hand I cant understand
It’s so we can masturbate with our left while writing.
Plus if you’re writing pretty much any language but Hebrew, you write left to write, so the ink doesn’t get on our hands.Is writing really this exciting that you feel the need to masturbate while doing so???!!
As a left handed I am able to scroll my porn while masturbating
I’m ambidextrous.
(Source: anonseriousblog, via extradan)