Silver Tongue

Sep 27

Are you tol or smol?

x-filesgirl:

Reblog and tag your answer

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Anonymous asked: whats it like to take it up the butt?

landorus-deactivated20190924:

Originally posted by swanch00

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greenwithenby:

New favorite trope:

Following defeat, former antagonist is reduced to a non-threatening diminutive form with little choice but to ally themselves with the protagonists.

But whenever a former enemy joins your party, they become super weak.

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phrawger:

ledundeaf:

zionks-scroob:

scooby doo had an uncle named spooky doo

I looked into this and this is not Spooky Doo, but instead a robot dog built to look and act like Spooky Doo who has been accepted into the Doo family after the canonical death of Spooky Doo.

this post came dangerously close to having me google “Scooby-Doo family tree” but that’s not the kind of life I want to live right now

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Tumblr, Yahoo: Tumblr: Please Reverse/Cancel this Update -

adurot:

ultimatefandom-imagines:

thatoneflirtynerdy:

amooseinahat:

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madammayorregina:

PSA to followers:

PLEASE SIGN THIS PETITION TO CANCEL THE UPDATE. 

JUST 200 MORE

150!

come on guys i dont wanna deal with this mobile hell

Come on! We need the old tumblr system back!!

Hell no, it’s a lot better like this.

You’re clearly not dyslexic.

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mumblingsage:

shredsandpatches:

hedwig-dordt:

naznomad:

martingoresangst:

Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month

this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life

You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex.

DO A BARREL ROLL

If this had contained even one more piece of punctuation, it would be exponentially less hilarious. So I’m glad it didn’t.

how the fuck do breasts do a barrel roll? rosexknight halp.

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