What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
where you put the cucumber
What if you have two cucumbers?
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it feels like somebody… wants to sell me something!

real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.
I stopped reading at “real women”
you should have kept reading
puts a whole new meaning to “shark week”
Home is where the fart is.
My home is everywhere
If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?
Holy fuck this messed me up
the same can be asked for if is doesn’t hurt
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The Atlas Moth does not have a fully developed mouth and only lives a couple of weeks. It is also the only known species of insect to successfully mimic a predator. This is shown by the upper tips of their top wings, which look like the heads of snakes.
This makes me feel physically sick omg this is horrible.
HOW BOUT A BIG CAN OF NOPE FUCK THAT SHIT
has phobia of butterflies and mothsPretty babbu ;;
Moths are pretty. :)
it would be a bigger nope if fatcakes also had a snake phobia
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and now my internet will be gone for another week. Goodybye all
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I have to poop but I don’t wanna leave my room because I might lose my internet