Silver Tongue

Sep 25

stagrunner:

irllavellan:

lindsaylohoean:

tumblr has been very weak on memes the past few weeks. where are our new memes? why is meme production so far behind?

It’s because school has started! Class time takes valuable time away from shitposting, which is why meme production always increases in May/June and stays consistent throughout the summer, then decreases around August. It’s just market fluctuations, there’s no cause for concern.

(slams palms on table) PRIVATIZED EDUCATION AND COMPULSORY COLLEGE HAS SPIRALED US INTO MEME RECESSION

pepe stocks are at an all time low. Even the rarest ones are near worthless at this point. Hell, even JOHN CENA has lost momentum.
Our only hope to pull out this recession is the skeleton war.

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

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drakebarmitzvah:

jennytrout:

This is the only story about a haunted sword where the haunted sword is the least interesting part of the story.

this exact article as a 2015 aesthetic

(Source: austin.craigslist.org, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

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megasumpex:

transgirlkoizumi:

whiny gamergater piece of shits angry that dubbed ecchi has a one second jab at them, feels “oppressed”

(via wuffleton)

• The Pope: Climate change is a real and present danger.
• Republicans: Alright Mr. Pontihat, why don't you leave science to the scientists.
• 97% of Scientists: Climate change is a real and present danger.
• Republicans: God said Adam and Eve not Adam and Barometer.

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Kickstarter to build a wall around Donald Trump.

kelpiesnshit:

I have the chrome extension that adds trump quotes everywhere his name is and…

(via scraps-is-busy)

she just gets Worse

miraculoustang:

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