Silver Tongue

Feb 13

This is the best CAPTCHA comic.

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So I got myself a weighted blanket and uh

newsies-and-tears:
thor-appreciation-blog:
great news everybody! endgame has zero (0) oscars!
What the fuck??? How did they get NOTHING
They made a bad movie

im so glad that into the spiderverse is personally responsible for raising the bar on the academy awards and garbage films are no longer winning

(via rockboci)

Anonymous asked: i hate the meme that nook is evil and greedy sm. he canonically donates 90% of the proceeds from his businese to an orphanage.

carnival-phantasm:

carnival-phantasm:
carnival-phantasm:
I…didn’t know that. I was more than willing to defend Tom Nook for his “loan” with 0 interest, no deadline and no pressure or need to pay, but I’m impressed he still makes cash somehow and just donates it, while maintaining his “slimy businessman” reputation like some sort of furry The Boss…
Bringing this back to fight against the defamation of Furry The Boss

i would die for tom

nucleosynthetic:

first time i saw this on the tl i scrolled uncomfortably like uh oh this is somebodys work being shared w/o permission this is wrong but i just now actually read it and LMFAOFOAO

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labradorduck:

undead-potatoes:
I know Dracula is the bad guy of Castlevania and all, but if some zealous Christians showed up at my home and horribly murdered my wife because she did medicine too good I too would probably have gone absolutely fucking feral
He gave them a year and fair warning

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