I’d quite like to force Jade to watch a single episode of CSI, specifically one where they do something with a computer, and then watch her explode.
Maybe one day we’ll learn to harness such power, and use it to travel the cosmos.
I’m sorry you will die.
“Zoom in 10 times on that photo and clarify. Match the face in that picture with the entire criminal database and give me the results in 10 minutes”
Search up everything we need by typing the same random keys over and over again
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badluckcrow1 asked: Porygone, Porywent, PorygON,PorygOFF!
poorygon, richygon
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comedowntheroad-blog asked: "Why does the cold suck?" (Best Pinkie Pie voice) Because it lowers the air pressure silly. Don't you know your Gas Laws?
Puns are the best!
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the weather is staying in the negative to teens and my lip is crack so badly it decided to bleed randomly, so i may not be very presentable! and i promise the 100+ followers thank will be here soon!!
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is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t
If it’s “jif” then I’m saying “ee-arth” “frawzen” “mile k” and “seew”
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I WAS BORN WITH MY BACK LEGS LIKE THAT SO YOU MAKING FUN OF THEM IS ACTUALLY PREJUDICE!!!!!!!11
but ahhh catfood senpaiii STOP MAKING ME LAUGH IN PUBLIC PEOPLE ARE GOING TO START ASKING QUESTIONS
..and not the kind you get on tumblr.
Better get the shotgun.
anus:
off to a good start
intimidation is key
ghost rider?
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