Silver Tongue

Sep 20

Anonymous asked: REMEMBER THAT POST WHERE THERE WAS A PICTURE OF HEATH LEDGER AS THE JOKER WITHOUT MAKEUP DISGUISED IN A GROUP OF POLICEMEN AND THE CAPTION SAID "JOKER WITHOUT MAKEUP" AND PPL WERE OFFENDED AND THOUGHT IT WAS A JAB AT SOME SOLDIER W/ SCARS I STILL THINK ABOUT THAT GOODBYE

deadpool-for-equality:

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snorlaxatives:

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please don’t remind me i can’t deal with the people here on tumblr.com 

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such an iconic moment in tumblr history

Don’t forget these two honourable mentions!

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(I know there’s so many more, but…SJWs failing more so than usual makes my heart happy.)

oh god i had never seen that last one before. wtf.

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SJWs be like:

anti-feminist-rayquaza:

“Gender is a social construct! But my 4 year old son playing with a doll is definitely proof he’s gonna be a transgender girl!”

(via rosexknight)

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I’m watching the Republican debate and Trump oh m y go dddd

“I’ve been in politics my whole life, just on that side.” *points to audience*

Yeah Trump I’ve been a doctor all my life just on that side *points to the patient waiting room*

I can’t f ucking believe. Rand Paul called him out on insulting people for petty things, like a middle schooler, and Trump’s response.

“I don’t recall ever attacking you on your looks, and there’s a lot to talk about there.”

????????????????

“Trump you insult people on superficial things.”
“No I don’t also you’re ugly.”

He unironically suggested we let ISIS and Syria kill each other off

Is this–Is this Jurassic World?!?

Donald Trump drinking game: take a drink every time Trump answers a complex, important political question with–

  • The world doesn’t respect Obama
  • The world doesn’t respect America
  • We need to be great again

I’d do it but I don’t wanna die. Someone else take me up on it.

“I respect women.” –Donald Trump

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“Look at that face. Would anyone vote for that?” –Donald Trump, about the one woman Republican candidate.

How did this callous lizard man crawl out of the swamp and slither into a suit. Who let this melty slug flop its way onto stage. Isn’t there security at these things?

“I want to build a wall. We have a lot of really bad dudes in this country. They’ve got gangs all over the place.”

I know 12-year-olds more politically informed than this.

“We have to have assimilation! In America we speak English!!”

-lies down- -lies down and cries- -rocks back and forth crying-

The sad part is people are actually voting for him.

They’re supporting him in the polls, with 25%. However, the polls will have a selection bias towards people trying to be funny. I also earlier voiced my thoughts of the democrats artificially inflating Trump’s popularity because they know any democrat can beat Trump (at least, I hope this is true). We’ll have to see once the primaries start next February. I hope Rand Paul get’s the Republican bill. But I think that Marco Rubio or Ted Cruz will get it, and I hate both of them. I think Trump is a joke that people love to eat up at the moment, but once things get serious, he’ll drift away. 

Don’t worry…

KANYE WEST 2020

Don’t forget, Deez Nuts 2016. Also, Deez Nuts supports bernie sanders.

(via jestre)

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Describe your sex life with the name of a Yugioh card.

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Anonymous asked: i'll admit i did some awkward wrong shit to try and belong in a group where i knew no one yes but there was no reason to bring that up when im arguing with my brother :I -flew

While initially I’m inclined to not believe that you are flew, I will state why I brought it up. You have the mindset that it’s the world against you and that is simply not true. If one person is an asshole, then they’re an asshole. If everyone is an asshole, then you are the asshole.

Even my own little brother…

jestre:

ask-the-1st-doctor:

jestre:

ask-the-1st-doctor:

the-nineth-doctor  he’s a fucking asshole

says our time together is getting in the way of his work and rather i leave him alone.

he can take his shity mspaint art and shove it up his dick hole

i don’t need anybody. i like being alone. all the fuckers that left me can burn for all i care

if they were on fire and i had a glass of water i’d drink it

Address this with your doctor.

When you keep going in circles in thinking the world is against you and you’re only allowed to feel awful, what more can I do than suggest conversing with someone who knows much better on how to help if I can’t do it?

Flew was never good with colab blogs. In kingdoms of harmony, he managed to worm his way in and try to hijack it, even going so far as to try and have his character rape mine at some point despite me telling him countless times no. We voted him out unanimously. He said rose, who is the one who started all, was not being a team player because she agreed with me not him. He also tried to guilt trip the mod of factory Scootaloo which didn’t work out well for him.

(via jestre)

Are surfers hippies?