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idk if i’ll finish this
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Doesn’t work on mobile
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The Pines family are the kindest assholes you’ll ever meet
#they’re always destroying things and getting arrested#but they have good hearts (via llttledipper)
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Any male who wears a dress or makeup one time is either secretly trans or making fun of women.
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My mom: I guess what I’ve figured about lesbian relationships is like you’re looking for a best friend
Me: wouldn’t you want your partner to be your friend regardless of your sexuality
My mom: it doesn’t work like that for straight couples. Men and women can’t be friends we don’t even like each other
Me: ?????why are straight people so hell bent on hating each other
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Humans weren’t meant for long term space travel, they need food and heat and oxygen and they die in only like a hundred years or so, which isn’t long enough to travel between stars even at light speed.
The future of interstellar exploration is going to rest on the shoulders of ghosts, vampires and skeletons.
are you ready for the I N T E R G A L A C T I C S K E L E T O N W A R