shockingjokes-artbook asked: Top 5 friends
Because I only have like 3 IRL friends, I’m gonna list my tumblr friends in no particular order
What “I’m Pro-Choice” doesn’t mean:
- I want an abortion for myself
- I think everyone should have abortions
- I’m against parenthood, childbirth, or families
- I hate babies/children
- I’m okay with abortions but only in circumstances like rape or it being unsafe for the pregnant person
- I guess you can have an abortion if you really need one but I’m gonna judge you for your accidental pregnancy
What “I’m Pro-Choice” does mean:
- Regardless of my own choices, I believe EVERYONE should have the right to make their own reproductive choices and receive safe medical treatment without stigma.
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Well it’s easy for gay men to resist wetness.
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steal-an-ashtray-solve-a-crime:
harry can defeat the dark lord but can’t pick up some bacon
he looks at it like he just dropped his hopes and dreams
Whoop there’s goes my bacon just like my parents and my pride.
Just like my parents
JUST LIKE MY PARENTS
And pride.
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telling someone “it could be worse” when they’re already upset does not help so stop
In fact, it makes them feel shittier for being so upset about something that’s apparently no big deal. It’s just like saying “it’s easy” when they can’t do something. It just makes them feel shitty and weak.
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“save the rain forest” oh i guess you just want people to burn down deciduous and coniferous forests and shit you monster. what about the other biomes?? they deserve to be saved to!!
Not all woods!
REVERSE TREEISM! BIOMANDRY!!!!!!
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the-damn-internet-ruined-my-life:
*asexual laughter*
*homosexual laughter*
*bisexual considerate muttering*
*genderqueer requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘opposite sex’*
*Bill Clinton requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘sex’”
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ask-factory-scootaloo asked: Alice, Azure, Red king, Jabbers, Cheshire, Red Queen
Push off a cliff - Red Queen. She deserves it.
Kiss - Probably Azure or Jabbers tbh.
Marry - Cheshire. Best bat bab!!
Set on Fire - Red King because cremation.
Wrap a Blanket around - Jabbers or Azure again because they had problems.
Be Roommates with - Alice so we can exchange jaded retail stories.
You should kiss azure because the slightest touch would probably break jabber
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