Silver Tongue

Feb 12

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yes a doodled snake in a french made outfit just to make a joke about how they have frills. sue me.

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rkdvanguard:

“Ah….Good then… Um…Forget I asked…”

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chefpyro:

gayarsonist:

pranksterjpg:

gayarsonist:

gayarsonist:

my attempts at flirting with the dragon were going well until i blew a kiss at her and she tried to return the favor

i guess you could say that really *tips my jester’s hat and winks* backfired

i liked it op! thanks :^)

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• Ed: You know what’s really odd?
• Ed: Numbers not divisible by 2.
• Winry:
• Winry: That joke was so bad.
• Winry: I can’t even.

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takineko:

metalgirlysolid:

did I ever tell you bout the time I made a dude rage quit in a /k/ star wars thread?

some dude made one of those “WHO WOULD WIN?” generals, and it was 5 Panzer Tanks vs an AT-AT and one dude kept sayin the obvious AT-AT but most of us are SW fans so we were all “nah, the shields only protect from blaster fire” but this dude INSISTED “ACKSHUALLY, ITS SUPER CARBO-STEEL, IT SAYS HERE ON THE STAR WARS WIKI, ITS SUPER STONG DURRRR” and I fuckin blew his ass out with one simple image…

and then he said “The films arent canon” and everyone in the thread immediately shit on him til he stopped posting

“THE FILMS AREN’T CANON”

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