Anonymous asked: I'm curious, what do you usually deliver? (Pizza, other food?) Any crazy stories?
Oh boy.
First, I deliver sandwiches. I work for jimmy johns.
Now for the worst parent award.
this one woman comes with a toddler daughter and young child son. She takes the baby seat and brings it over to her table but rather than setting her toddler in it, she puts her purse in it and her toddler on the table. She is on a call as her daughter stands on the table and starts smacking the overhanging light. Now all out hanging lights are connected on a single bar. swing one light and the whole bar swings and subsequently, the other lights. So this bitch is letting her daughter put other customers in danger by swaying a long bar hanging up high. Meanwhile, her son is holding down the ice machine and letting ice fall all over the floor, making a slipping hazard. When we ask her to control her kids, she throws a huge fit about how we don’t have the right to criticize her parenting and demands to speak to the manager. Luckily, the manager was the one who asked her to control her kids and not put her toddler on the table.
So she makes a huge scene and leaves and luckily we never see her again.
Give me 6 characters and I’ll tell you who i would:
everybody who skipped dragon age origins is missing out b/c at some point you help a tree who speaks only in rhymes steal an acorn from a homeless man in your quest to locate and kill a naked woman and some werewolves for an 800 year old elf
Maybe you stole an acorn from a homeless man. I bartered for it like a decent human being.
I don’t know, stealing it was fun. Also I helped the werewolves because I’m a good elf mage
are you ever listening to a fall out boy song and then suddenly u kind of just drop everything and stop in ur tracks and maybe stop breathing for a minute
because holy fuck
u fucking understands what he says in that one part
