If I were a security guard for a person who’s being targeted by assassins I simply wouldn’t devote my entire attention span to every single noise I hear.
Why do I care if there’s a random noise in this out-of-the-way dark corner? My post is right here.
But… but I threw a rock there. Y-you gotta check
If I hear a noise I’m gonna throw a flash grenade in that direction.
MY EYES AND EARS
“Got a neutralized assassin in gate 17.”
“Did they try distracting you by throwing a rock?”
it’s easy to mock the concept of batman’s secret identity and think it’s ridiculous that nobody would realize that he’s bruce wayne but if some lady suddenly showed up late at night dressed in full military grade kevlar and started fighting crime in los angeles i wouldn’t look at that and think “ah it’s kylie jenner”
Same logic applies to Clark Kent tbh
I wouldn’t see Superman, the crazy powerful alien, zooming past me and go “i think he’s secretly an award winning journalist”
“it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s…anderson cooper?!”
Me: *sees masked man fighting both crime and police corruption*
Me: I have no idea who that is, but it is NOT a billionaire.
People don’t even recognise tony hawk without the skateboard what do you expect
People don’t even recognize Tony Hawk WITH a skateboard, bless them.
Not to dismiss the great Tony Hawk additions, but going back to Superman, I love during one of his reveals to the world where everyone learns he’s Clark Kent and Lex is just like I never even considered he Had a secret identity so it just never occurred to me to try and discover it.
Imagine when a lukewarm take is so wrong that the author rightfully, publicly drags it….
“Say you’ve never read Sandman without saying you’ve never read Sandman.”
It’s definitely been a week. How did it get so normal and sensible on Tumblr, while the grumpy shouty people are off on Twitter? So odd…
Mr. Gaiman acknowledging that tumblr is marginally less of a hellsite than other social media platforms rn is some sort of sign. idk if it’s like an endtimes sign or goodtimes sign but that’s surely some prophetic level shit there
Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬
That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off
How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country
