Silver Tongue

Dec 20

Welp, I finished some porn for my friends Christmas present. Should I post it now or should I wait ‘till Christmas?

Dad logic.
“Oh, you’re motivated to finally finish something you started months ago? Too bad. I need you to run to the store for me to get sodas because, I can’t go an hour without. Also look at this square I made in minecraft and watch me play league of legends. I’m gonna make you watch this movie I just bought that we can watch at any time.”

This is why I never update.

I wonder how the world feels knowing the doctor will die in 5 days?

stringmouse:
“Trying to make a flower delivery but the door is locked and I don’t have any arrows…
”
You don’t need arrows for that one. Use the hookshot or throw a pot at it.

stringmouse:

Trying to make a flower delivery but the door is locked and I don’t have any arrows…

You don’t need arrows for that one. Use the hookshot or throw a pot at it.

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Butts!
we had to do elementary school assignment for our drawing 4 midterm. So naturally I drew the word butts…
And the first thing that came to mind when thinking about butts.

Butts!
we had to do elementary school assignment for our drawing 4 midterm. So naturally I drew the word butts…
And the first thing that came to mind when thinking about butts.

Anonymous asked: Remember the adventures of sonic the hedgehog?

unfortunately, all I can remember from it were chilidogs and robotniks ass.

lizzymodblog:

remember when sonic was a cool thing

remember sonic satam?

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Anonymous asked: Quest 64 was way better.

But dreamcast was the best console and everything on it is automatically better than the best n64 game

lizzymodblog:

ocarina of time fuckin sucked

yeah. superman 64 was the best n64 game.

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Dec 19

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