Oh gee, grey sweetiebelle recolour made on pony creator, I guess I better do it. I mean, it’s completely impossible that chain messages are fake and a waste of time. Boy, if I had sent one, I would hope that nobody pointed out what a gullible person I am. I better do this thing so that a being I don’t believe in will ow me one.
I learned something funny. If the moon gets really close to the earth, the tidal bulge will be big enough to possibly flood the earth.
This cements my great sea caused by majoras moon theory.
I hope you’re not serious with this
I think the Bible is exceptionally misogynistic, and I think that that’s because of a) the time and culture it was written in and b) because men wrote it, and men translated and edited it.
And I think you’d have a hard time telling me I’m wrong on this one… granted if you believe God wrote the Bible then sure it wasn’t “misogynistic because men wrote it”, but it’s still misogynistic and if the Biblical God had a gender, it’d be male.
Yeah, perhaps the ‘meme’ was a little extreme, and it was posted with humour in mind so no I was not 100% serious when I posted it, but the first two sentences of this reply?
100% serious and if you think there’s something wrong with that then there’s something wrong with you.
There are many things in the bible that people will overlook… Like the fact that it said that slavery was okay or the fact that in the beginning, we were apparently just like fish, Stupid and only for the amusement of a something bigger… At least until we were given the gift of independent thought. Also, it denies people basic rights just because they are different.
(Source: just-your-averaqe-teenaqe-qirl, via just-your-averaqe-teenaqe-qirl)
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Protip: when you are a zoo docent, it’s fun to blow kids’ minds by informing them that all Santa’s reindeer were girls, because of this little fact about their antlers.
all the reindeer have stripper names.
(Source: piecesoflogic, via lolrenaynay)
When my dad gets a call from school.
Elementary school: No! I promise I didn’t draw a teetee on the blackboard!
Senior year of high school: Yeah, I sculpted a penis out of homemade gak.
[video]
I finally understand people drawing penises everywhere.
The fact that many people have one, yet society has made it so taboo, brings a thrill and slight satisfaction to forcing its image into view of the public.
noahrhodes asked: about the political correctness, I am Jewish and i don't give a shit about people saying merry Christmas to me even though I'm Jewish, i don't care, so fuck being political correct say merry Christmas
Yes, I like.
Sometimes I’ll just say “Happy Christmahanuquanzica”
Chrismahnuquanicerklass
In science we made Gak Gak Gak!
imdreamingofanonwhitechristmas:
#homestuck may be bad but its still better than dangan ronpa
i dont know what either of these fucking things are
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