Silver Tongue

Sep 15

Toffee theory

I don’t think Toffee can touch the wand. he had the perfect opportunity to take it multiple times but he always needed ludo or his minions to try and grab it. My theory is that at some point, he did gain the wand at some point but then there was an enchantment when he lost it. Maybe it’s what costed him his finger. But yeah, my theory is that toffee is unable to touch the wand.

dapper-deoxys:

thejudge:

dapper-deoxys:

how much egg is too much egg

there’s no such limit on egg.

thank

azula-griffon

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adurot:

chefpyro:

adurot:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

I want a sausage roll

I got a sausage roll

Is this a euphemism?

No, you fucking whackjob, I literally went to a bakery and bought myself a fucking sausage roll, holy shit dude

They sell sausages in bakeries there?

Pig in a blankets probably

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make a ‘your fave is problematic’ post about me

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• me creating an OC five years ago: i have to make this character as different from myself as i can, or they'll be self-insert mary sue trash. they have to be my complete polar opposite. i will have no idea how to characterize them, but they must not share any traits with me whatsoever
• me creating an OC now: and YOU get my social anxiety, and YOU get my fear of intimacy, and YOU get my inability to admit when i've made a mistake, and YOU are basically just me in a hat,

Drawing my kinks is exciting.

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