Silver Tongue

Sep 12

canon

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STANFORD: Check it out.

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STANFORD: I put a spatially tessellated void inside a modified temporal field until a planet developed intelligent life. I then introduced that life to the wonders of electricity, which they now generate on a global scale. And, you know, some of it goes to power my engine and charge my phone and stuff.

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DIPPER: You have a whole planet sitting around making your power for you? That’s slavery.

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STANFORD: It’s society. They work for each other, Dipper. They pay each other. They buy houses. They get married and make children that replace them when they get too old to make power.

DIPPER: That just sounds like slavery with extra steps.

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STANFORD: Ooh-la-la, someone’s gonna get laid in college.

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dapper-deoxys:

yknow if FT had a normal name it’d be Matthew

Why not patrick?
Or Matthew Patricks?

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That Pokémon Go clip can be more than just a bracelet….

pokemon-i-choose-you:

We can connect it on our belts.

Girls can put it on their headbands.

We can make this an actual fashion statement.

We’ll be living like actual trainers…..

WE ALL LIVE IN A POKEMON WORLD!!!!!!!

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iamafanofsomanythings:

Pokemon GO looks really really really awesome

But I’ve got a ton of questions:

And most important of all:

WILL I BE ABLE TO JUST HANG OUT WITH MY POKEMON AND INTERACT WITH THEM WITHOUT FIGHTING OR ANYTHING SO WE CAN BECOME FRIENDS?????

And last. Will it be for google glass so people who have GG won’t have to look at their phone and can live in the augmented reality at all times?

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I will say it now. Pokemon GO will either destroy society or bring about world peace.

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jemandrr:

Imagine just being one of the best players in the world and people flocking to battle you.

The best Ice Trainer is in Maine and suddenly that becomes a great tourist destination. 

A great Steel Trainer is the owner of a cafe near the Eiffel Tower, and casually sips coffee while battling you from a wirework chair

Two famous Water and Fire Trainers that live in Hawaii, and sometimes just randomly switch places to mess with people.

The best ghost type trainers are in Cairo (The Pyramids are giant tombs) and by Shinto Temples.  

The best Electric trainer runs a pokemon-themed store in Akihabara.

Rock Type?  Grand Canyon Tour Guide.  

But then there will be the weird ones, trainers worth visiting who specialize in Dragons, but live in the middle of a city, say, Lagos.  Or a Legendary collector who lives in London, but has been around the world.  Chasing down that one couple who travels around the world battling only with a level 99 Sandslash.

Professional marathon (Or what have you) runners who become professional pokemon breeders because of their enormous step counts.  

Imagine, in some years, when the pokemon generation is older, heads of state who tweet out, ‘Found Arceus in White House.  Rest safe knowing it guards this nation’

Imagine people setting up small shops to do nothing mor than to battle trainers who pay to test their skill. Real world pokemon gyms if you will.And full on global competitions that ends in japan at gamefreak where you battle four of the strongest people in the world before meeting him. Satoshi Tajiri. The creator of pokemon as the eternal pokemon champion. Your final battle before completing your journey.

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aussie-bookworm:
“ You sir, *starts crying tears of joy* have never been so right!
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aussie-bookworm:

You sir, *starts crying tears of joy* have never been so right!

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