Maybe the reason we don’t see timetravellers is because humanity doesn’t last long enough to invent it.
…Well THAT’s a disturbing possibility. Fuck.
Now i’m gonna be stuck on that all morning.
*Cackling*
Actually, we’ve already proved time travel with two nuclear clocks at different altitudes~
What if we don’t see time travelers because the universe works to stabalize paradoxes. Like, if someone goes back in time to kill themself, that universe works to have someone else make a time machine. Like, what if time travel works like no matter what, you can’t change history. As in, this universe, someone killed whoever the nazi furher was of their timeline but to correct itself, the universe had hitler take their place.
his retelling of the story of how he found out about fanon purple-square-demon tad strange
bill was originally green but he looked like a leaf so they changed it
“doritos are the bane of my existence”
soos is based off a very weird guy alex knew in college
“for now i’m trying to make the best thing i can with mickey mouse watching me. [mickey mouse voice] don’t mess it up, alex!”
there will be a copy of dipper’s journal available for sale in 2016, which has information in it that we haven’t seen in the show yet. alex is trying to get invisible ink in it.
“being on the other side of the portal messed ford up in some ways, which we will learn in the next episode on monday” (that’s today)
scrapped episode - a twin convention comes to town and dipper and mabel go and all the twins there are really creepy “like the twins from the shining”
inspirational speech about art
scrapped episode - wendy shoplifts from the mysery shack, stan catches her but instead of firing her is impressed with her shoplifting talent and then they try to steal a diamond from the gravity falls history museum together
“i’ve NEVER seen a human bill fanart that looks how i imagine bill would look if he were a human”
in response to “was the baby in a tale of two stand shermy pines” - “i cannot talk about the baby. the baby is off limits, next question.”
“imagine a mountain of grunkle stans. add up all their ages, that’s how old bill is.”
dipper’s hat was originally going to be red, but alex thought the design looked too much like ash ketchum
in response to “will mabel and pacifica ever be friends?” - “mabel is very forgiving and pacifica is warming up, so we will see!”
fiddleford is currently hiding in “a very good place to hide, in gravity falls, that is built to survive an end-times scenario” (so probably the bunker)
Well if bowser is a dragon turtle, it means his kind lays eggs rather than gives live birth. It’s possible bowser Jr is a hybrid clone of the DNA of miyamoto and Boswer. In other news, Mpreg porn of nintendo characters have skyrocketed in numbers.
“So then, should we never be offended by anything? No. There are people and jokes that are trying to spread more hate and despair rather than joy and change and we should call them out on it. But does that mean we should list the things we can talk about and the things we can’t talk about? Of course not. That’d be against free speech and limiting our growth. So then how do we know who to get offended by and who not to get offended by? Well, sadly, the answer is not in any book and it’s not online. You just have to use common sense. Does your gut say that deep down, they’re really prejudice or sexist or whatever? Will we always be right? Probably not. There’s certainly people we trusted before that have let us down and there’s even good comedians that have crossed the line because comedy is a tricky tight rope. But it’s a tight rope that needs to be walked and we need to slip up sometimes. Every comedian does. It shows how far we could go and how far we probably shouldn’t go. But if the alternative is fear and judge everything, then comedy will be dead very quickly. So, still push the envelope of what’s not accepted and still fight for what’s worth fighting for. Just be sure that you’re communicating it with the right intention.”
