Silver Tongue

Sep 09

Harry and Neville were both born in the end of July.

What people think it means : They both could have been the chosen ones.
What I think in means : The Potters and Longbottoms had hell of a fun on that epic Halloween party Sirius threw in 1979.

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greensalamander:
krazy-chibi:
I can’t believe I actually finished this! XD

This happened because I binge watched the Game Grumps playthrough of the Goonies Games.

I hope they see this! I worked really hard on it!
The Goonies © 1985 Warner Bros. Inc.
Game Grumps © The Game Grumps
This is kinda like updog.
This summer.
One smart fellow.
Will. Feel.
SMART.
Guest-starring the guy who created Facebook. Not the guy who played the guy who created Facebook, but the guy who created Facebook.

Also featuring Mr Wilson’s 72 purple cats and the game, buttball.

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just-shower-thoughts:

If I ever commit a violent crime, first I will dumpster dive behind SuperCuts and collect the hair they threw away. Then, after the crime, I will cover everything in the room with the hair clippings. The Jury will have no choice but to acquit me and the 794 other forensically identified suspects.

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deviantartwhy:

I AM THE LORD OF THE RINGS.

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jwblogofrandomness:

welcome2summonersrift:
Kiss kiss fall in love
This seems like something out of a Fairly OddParents episode.

It’s exactly out of a fairly odd parents episode and the vase was insured for a lot more

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kelpiesnshit:

Yknow I would 100% like sell nudes and pics of my feet and dirty panties if it was all done digitally

You can probably make a separate partreon and people see how much they donate. Like, the cheapest option would let them see feet and suggestive things whereas the more expensive supporters get full on nudes.

dracini:

Tis I
The noodlyest dragon

Best noodle

ruthlessamor:

ayellowbirds:
punishandenslavesuckers:
There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy.
Here it is:
No one can ever say spiderman is not the best superhero of all time.
No one.

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maxwell5123 asked: uh Sweet? do you need a care package sent asap? I think i might have killed you

sweet-poni-deactivated20151104:

I HUMPED MY PILLOW