Out of all the pokemon that are “just an animal,” Toucannon is the most “just an animal.” Even Tauros has the tails and gems. Even seel and dewgong have horns and style. This Fruity Loops-peddling motherfucker is exactly a toucan, failing to live up to the ballistic promise of its awesome name.
hey now this particular toucan is pissed the fuck off
hes pissed because hes a normal ass toucan and not something cool
the scripts for cruella, riverdale and the powerpuff girls reboot have done an Excellent job at raising my self confidence as a writer; I rest assured in the knowledge that I Literally can’t do worse
“you think youre pretty hot stuff dont you?” i sneer at the forest fire. it gets self conscious and starts crying and its own tears put it out. one more forest saved
