Silver Tongue

Nov 05

Reblog if you joined Tumblr thinking you’d never get addicted but did.

shipitbabyonemoretime:
fucklikelarry:
crossroadtwins:
im-everybodys-whore:
giveme-brandy-onmybreath:
h3yd4v3:
dominicsellie:
strawberryhiddles:
castielspleasureisdeancock:
221bitssmallerontheoutside:
the-bad-boy-salvatore:
dontscratchtheimpala:
lolzpicx:
WHERE ARE THE NOTES???!?!?!
This fucking post doesn’t show notes… I think this job is for the Winchesters
forever alone lol
to many notes to show baby
I think we broke it

0 NOTES
WE BROKE ITTTT
IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD

(via meme-asaurus-blog)

jitterbugjive:

sinsays:
mindlessgonzojam:
sekretsu:
Basically, the Pledge of Allegiance is bullshit.
WHY THE FUCK WAS I FORCED TO SAY THE DAMN PLEDGE?!
Man I remember being made to say the pledge AS WELL AS having to sing songs in the morning. I eventually learned I could just mouth the words and no one was the wiser.
I used to make up words for it.
“I pledge allegiance to my bag
Of the united chips of fritolania”

What if I said that santa clause was made to promote the sales of coca-cola

(via jitterbugjive)

my-little-mod-blog:

agoodcartoon:
justlivinhere:
agoodcartoon:
If they could smooth out the rough edges enough, Obamacare would revolutionize civilization. A good cartoon.

- credit to SA forum user Internet Webguy
This cartoon is quite accurate. It had potential, just need to smooth the edges

but what do all the squished guys represent???
This is a political cartoon and there’s nothing written on them, so they don’t represent anything. They’re just details.

They represent the people who do not want the affordable healthcare act because they are hurt by it.

(via meme-asaurus-blog)

Nov 04

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lizzymodblog:

lezbialice:
hurpadootdoot:
romeoisadick:
inbox:
inbox:
in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as “zee”
they pronounce it as “zed” and that is crazy to me
it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it
They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.
#i love it when america’s like lol canada amiright??#and the rest of the worlds like nah bro its literally only you that does it different
i was about to say the same thing
COUGH metric system COUGH

I’m american and I think zed sounds way better than zee. Also the Celsius makes way more sense than Fahrenheit.

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flutterpillow:

I-I don’t understand, where did the cuddles how did it come to this why do we want to open me up and fart on me and
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(( MOD: SORRY FOR MISSING UPDATES BLEH. have this derp oneeee ))

we must forget the cuddles for the sake of science!

(Source: flutterpillow-blog)

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Nov 03

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