dukesliscus-deactivated20160705 asked: What happened to your tire?
I got it replaced.
I ran over a nail…
Well, a couple nails…
Well, more than a couple nails…
Four nails…
Four nails in a line.
Well, shit.
It’s a good thing the only thing I learned from autotech year ago was how to change a tire.
SKYRIM!
Dead space 2
pokemon
Red Dead Redmption
Scribblenauts
Borderlands 2
Dangan Ronpa
Yume Nikki
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Ace Attorney: Apollo Justice
Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworthultimate marvel vs capcom 3 B)
Portal
Animal Crossing: Wild World
Batman arkum city
*Puts on Shades* Super Mario Bros.
Dark Souls!
Assassin’s Creed
Saint’s Row
MegaMan/RockMan/Mighty No. 9
morrowind, oblivion, super mario 64, heavy rain, deadly premonition, indigo prophecy, bioshock, banjo kazooie, banjo tooie, donkey kong country, sonic the hedgehog, pokemon red/yellow/green/blue/silver/gold/crystal/ruby/sapphire/emerald/diamond/pearl/platinum/black/white/blackII/whiteII/X/Y
(via jestre)
dukesliscus-deactivated20160705 asked: Can I eat your head?
no
I will continue making bad puns until it kills me.
Hey, you. When did you start following me?
[video]
My mother is the Devil. This one is my sisters (her birthday is tomorrow) and I have to wait a week to get mine.
I AM HOLDING IT IN MY HANDS BUT WHY!?
Update:
So this isn’t my sisters present (hers barely fit in my cars trunk), it’s mine. I held my game in my hand and can’t play it until next week. My mom is so evil.
(Source: silver-tongues-blog)
My mother is the Devil. This one is my sisters (her birthday is tomorrow) and I have to wait a week to get mine.
I AM HOLDING IT IN MY HANDS BUT WHY!?
Gamefreak did you seriously just–
Nope, I can’t. I just can’t with you right now, Gamefreak. Go to your room, I’ll be up later to talk.
Don’t acknowledge it or they might make an arrow in the knee joke or they might rick roll you.
(Source: captainbritish, via meme-asaurus-blog)