Silver Tongue

Sep 04

tumblinwithdesty:

you-say-yolo-i-say-reincarnation:

M  Y   K  I  N  D   O  F   S  H  I  T

this feels like some shit from saints row that was never meant to make it to reality

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• 1st Grade Teacher: The Natives taught us to grow crops and we all had thanksgiving! 

• 6th Grade: we might have kicked the Natives off their land, and for that we are so sorry.

• Me: but did you mur-

• Teacher: you’ll learn that in high school

• 12th grade: We killed that one Native and we are so sorry, but the BUFFALOS, WE WERE DICKS FOR THAT!!

• College: It was genocide.

xamdon:

afghanmami:

A hood Oscar

cu💤

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sassygrayson:

I was fuKCING TRYING TO CHANGE MY BACKROND TO FALL OUT BOY AND 

I

I MADE A M I S T A K E 

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crazypantsjewels:

Me whenever I tag a post as “I’m crying”:

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Imagine if you looked at the orbits of the planets in our solar system from a certain angle and it looked like a dick?

chefpyro:

raultherabbit:

a-random-mod:

chefpyro:

meatballs arent so great

Take that back.

How dare you.

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