Silver Tongue

Sep 04

Hogwarts WiFi Passwords

owlpostagain7:

Let’s get real, it’s a school filled with wizards and controlled by wizarding adults. The Hogwarts Wifi password would be “password.” At best, it would be “hogwarts.”

But as for the individual houses…

Slytherin:

Network Name: The Dungeons

Password: 6FBb9w52 [changed monthly to protect from potential leaks]

Gryffindor:

Network Name: The Best House Ever

Password: Gryffindor1 [was “Gryffindor” for 6 years straight, but they changed it after too many unwelcome visitors]

Ravenclaw:

Network Name: Ravenclaw Tower Wifi

Password: fire [Prefects will only give the password in riddle form, it’s up to students to work out what the actual password is.The password is also changed frequently. In this case, the riddle is “Give me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I?”]

Hufflepuff:

Network Name: PuffPuff

Password: Pass

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phantom-of-the-lady-liv:

“Perfect guys don’t exi-”

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Week in Review: August 27 - September 4

new-xkit-extension:

Wow. We’re really bad at keeping this up. Hope to do it every Friday from now on.

chefpyro:

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chefpyro:

For being the “seven deadly sins” they sure are slow on the deadly department. I’ve committed all seven of them at least a hundred times and I haven’t died yet.

The thing is, the seven sins aren’t really sins, but parts of human nature which, in moderation, are perfectly healthy. Complete indulgence to the point of addiction or complete abstinence to the point of disgust from them can be detrimental to health and prevent proper growth of the mind and body.

This was a piece of religion-mocking rhetoric, not an invitation to bore me. You think I give a fuck? Get your shit off my post.

If my addition to this post is shit, would that make my part be the shitposting part?

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chefpyro:

For being the “seven deadly sins” they sure are slow on the deadly department. I’ve committed all seven of them at least a hundred times and I haven’t died yet.

The thing is, the seven sins aren’t really sins, but parts of human nature which, in moderation, are perfectly healthy. Complete indulgence to the point of addiction or complete abstinence to the point of disgust from them can be detrimental to health and prevent proper growth of the mind and body.

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An open letter to the Tumblr Staff from the blogger you just screwed over

miraniel:

Okay, staff, I am super freaking pissed about the update and here’s why. 

I cannot read your new format. 

I’m not trying to be whiny or nitpicky or over-dramatic. I can appreciate that you were attempting to make things look more organised/less confusing/whatever. I also expect the new format is a great improvement for people who have screen readers. That’s great. That’s fine. 

I just cannot freaking read this. I have dyslexia, and my dyslexia is set off by pictures, bold, italics, anything that is more “interesting” to my brain than plain, unadorned text.

Like this monstrosity:

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Look at it. Just look at it. The pictures get in between the lines of text, there’s distracting colors and pictures everywhere. The names are bolded when they’re really not the most important thing. Looking at this, I see everything except what I’m supposed to see, that cheesy series of puns. (No pun intended.)

You literally couldn’t have made a worse format for me if you’d tried.

The thing is, your format was what made me really like Tumblr in the first place. It was super clear who was writing something new, because look, there was a freaking line pointing right to it. Unless someone started writing in all caps or bold or whatever, all the text in a post had the same amount of emphasis. Finally, SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET I COULD READ.

And now, now I can’t read any of it at all. 

So yeah, I’m pissed. 

Like, I know that you’re not going to change it back, because you never seem to listen when anyone on your site complains about anything. I’m not sure why I bothered writing this to you guys, given your track record. 

But now’s your chance to prove me wrong. Seriously, the least you could do is give us an option here. You’ve still got the old code. Just stick a button somewhere to revert to the old format so I can enjoy my text posts in peace. 

Sincerely, 

Dyslexic Blogger

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