Silver Tongue

Aug 26

[video]

So let’s talk about school!

First thing I did my senior year was yell to one of my friends from across the hall and then glomp my best friend who I noticed when I got closer (she was wearing the most adorable dress). Then we sat in the library (which I am glad I wasn’t still banned from because I got banned on the last day of school the previous year) and talked about rape, fetishes, sexuality and murder.

then the bell rang.

My first class was english and it was the teacher I had in tenth grade (the awesome teacher) and we wrote a letter to our future selves to read after we graduate.

Second class was government and we played the shitty “tell us about yourself” game. I hate social interaction with anyone outside my friend group.

Lunch. they had free food!

Third class was AP Bio and we cut down a tree to get the forms that we need to sign. Seriously, I saw the movie but never wanted to read the book (Haha, in all seriousness, that packet was massive.)

Finally, last period of the day. Physics. Physics physics physics. phyyyyyyysiiiiiiiics…. It went by relatively fast (I made a funny).

Then I glomped my friend again on the way to the buses and we talked about rape again. I also stole her shoes. they hurt. It was fun.

And that was my first day back to school if anyone actually read it.

Welp, school is here. Funny fact I am running late for school because I’m posting this picture of me running late for school. Gotta love running with toast in my mouth.
haha, I suck at drawing human.
((edit: So apparently, I was almost late for...

Welp, school is here. Funny fact I am running late for school because I’m posting this picture of me running late for school. Gotta love running with toast in my mouth.

haha, I suck at drawing human.

((edit: So apparently, I was almost late for nothing, I made it to school on time, but I accedentally hit the “save as draft” rather than “publish now” button.))

Aug 25

fake-pokemon:
“ A legendary fakemon being the only fakemon with three types
Hydrament
Grass/Fire/Water
”
there was a canon pokemon with three types once.
It was when blue accidentally let team rocket merged the legendary birds. She really fucked up...

fake-pokemon:

A legendary fakemon being the only fakemon with three types

Hydrament
Grass/Fire/Water

there was a canon pokemon with three types once.

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It was when blue accidentally let team rocket merged the legendary birds. She really fucked up that time.

(Source: kipinwolf.deviantart.com, via meme-asaurus-blog)

icyblueroses:

ryancage:

encyclopedophile:

encyclopedophile:

EVERY REBLOG

EVERY SINGLE REBLOG

WILL GET A THING IN THEIR ASK

EVEREBLOG

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I SWEAR

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TO

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FUCKING

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FISH JESUS

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DO ANY

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OF YOU ACTUALLY 

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REMEMBER

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REBLOGGING THIS?

247 REBLOGS, I HAD TO GO THROUGH. I HIT ASK LIMIT LITERALLY EVERY HOUR. AND MOST OF YOU DON’T EVEN APPRECIATE IT. AUUGH

humor me

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HOW THE FUCK…

why the hell not

(Source: voidrat, via meme-asaurus-blog)

pembrokewkorgi:
“ aphexangel:
“ pembrokewkorgi:
“ Aphex bought a copy of Metroid: Other M for less than $7 from Gamestop. May I point out that this is Gamestop, the place that still wants $40 for any used Mario game on the Wii. Hell, even the...

pembrokewkorgi:

aphexangel:

pembrokewkorgi:

Aphex bought a copy of Metroid: Other M for less than $7 from Gamestop.  May I point out that this is Gamestop, the place that still wants $40 for any used Mario game on the Wii.  Hell, even the Gamestop employee tried to warn Aphex that it was a bad game until Aphex responded “Yeah, I know it’s bad, don’t worry bout it.”  So the game is so bad, even a Gamestop employee was wary about selling it… there’s something wrong  about that.

Anyways Aphex buying the game inspired me to at least draw a doodle of my “favorite” part of the game… heh.

Proof.  

His response when I asked was a surprised and cautious “uhh…”  I responded with “Heh, I know it’s bad.  A few friends and I are going to do a review or a group let’s play on it and tear it apart.”  His mood immediately changed, he grinned, and quickly rifled through the games to get the copy.

As soon as I can get an hd game capture card, we’re going to do this; Robbie, his wife, my wife, and I will be doing a playthrough and absolutely ripping this piece of shit to shreds.  :D

Yup, there it is.  Hey, Aphex, ever notice what the title of the game is if you abbreviate it?

the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby

(via pembrokewkorgi)

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Her flank is destructive as a titan.

Her flank is destructive as a titan.

(Source: extradan)

I’m not trying to brag or anything, but I just went through the 10 items or less checkout at HEB and I had 11 items. 

joeywaggoner:
“ ask-seraph:
“ theg3stalt:
“ matthewcronqvist:
“ extradan:
“ oddendsmod:
“ ask-everflame:
“ askcassiaslasher:
“ ps3rocks123:
“ ask-rose-butter-female-sombra:
“ ask-flickerwit-saberkit:
“ asktimerhedgehog:
“ derpyisthebest:
“...

joeywaggoner:

ask-seraph:

theg3stalt:

matthewcronqvist:

extradan:

oddendsmod:

ask-everflame:

askcassiaslasher:

ps3rocks123:

ask-rose-butter-female-sombra:

ask-flickerwit-saberkit:

asktimerhedgehog:

derpyisthebest:

ask-stevenanddsteven:

blackbronyman:

Which button do you press?

Bye-bye Pokemon!

Sorry lil leo by I gotta hit the pokemon button

I CAN’T CHOOSE… IT’S SUTCH A HARD DESIGION

POKEMON ARE GONE

RED BUTTON

red

Red

RED!

Fuck….

Green 

Are this people for real? Srsly who could put pones before pokemon.

Press that green button and go fly a Charizard!

*Wants to press the green button but there’s someone she wouldn’t have met without being able to draw ponies* … :I Fuck

Here’s a better choice. Press none of them.

See everybody’s happy!

I noted that it doesn’t say we have to press one.

(via jwblogofrandomness)

askmedusapony:
“Just a little more to the left… Right there! Hssss ~
”

askmedusapony:

Just a little more to the left… Right there! Hssss ~