Silver Tongue

Aug 25

“I’m gonna piss myself to sleep” — the greatest quote said by vinny

So if you get enough cookies on cookie clicker, it says “it’s time to stop playing”

joeywaggoner:
“ Screenshot taken from the new Equestrivia Challenge at Hubworld.com.
It’s Derpy and the Doctor…And Master too! And they’re all together!
If this isn’t an intentional reference I don’t know what is.
”
Well, they are also next to the...

joeywaggoner:

Screenshot taken from the new Equestrivia Challenge at Hubworld.com.

It’s Derpy and the Doctor…And Master too! And they’re all together!

If this isn’t an intentional reference I don’t know what is.

Well, they are also next to the master soooo….

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lizzymodblog:
“ pokemon hat… hmpf.
”
time for some ramsey style pokemon chef puns.
This meat is so rare, I threw a masterball at it!

lizzymodblog:

pokemon hat… hmpf.

time for some ramsey style pokemon chef puns.

This meat is so rare, I threw a masterball at it!

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Aug 24

lizzymodblog:

gearholder:

lizzymodblog:

my stomach is making the rumblies

pfft, you eat hands?

who said anything about hands?

hands are a part of a balanced breakfast.

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Aug 23

that feeling when you piss a few hours after masturbating and shoot out the dried sperm corking your penis

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lizzymodblog:

somebody just came past my house in a car and I heard his radio going
“WE ALL LIVE IN AMERICA. AMERICA. AMERICA.”

this is fucking europe what

That’s crazy. Everyone knows we all live in a yellow submarine.

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