Silver Tongue

Aug 30

billnyethesciencesenpai:

a fifteen year old named Deez Nuts is running for president and Trump is still a bigger joke than him

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Petition to remove Spirit Halloween’s 'Caitlyn Jenner' costume from production. -

peepeeinmybumhole:

peepeeinmybumhole:

boost the shit out of this. sign it and get this filth off the market so we can all move forward as a species.

Less then 8,000 more signatures needed. PUSH THIS.

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idontcareifitsreal:
“ pro-gay:
“ ceeberoni:
“ brylup:
“ ceeberoni:
“ jesusbeans:
“ Or it’s a jewellery box…
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what kind of jewelry box has usb ports. the truth is out there
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It’s a fucking mirror
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What kind of mirror has USB...

idontcareifitsreal:

pro-gay:

ceeberoni:

brylup:

ceeberoni:

jesusbeans:

Or it’s a jewellery box…

what kind of jewelry box has usb ports. the truth is out there

It’s a fucking mirror

What kind of mirror has USB ports????????

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confirmed

what the fuck happened here

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existentialterror:
“ I just found this image (believe it’s from here) and can’t stop laughing at it.
INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR, LET EVERYTHING OUT.
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existentialterror:

I just found this image (believe it’s from here) and can’t stop laughing at it.

INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR, LET EVERYTHING OUT.

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Okay, but consider this…

acanismajoris:

deadindunwall:

justalurkr:

miss-ingno:

amemait:

lullabyknell:

Modern fantasy creatures and people being exposed to new lifestyles and developing dreams and goals that don’t fit with their species or their culture in the slightest.

  • A dwarf who was born in a mine, grew up in a mine, and can count the number of times they’ve been surface-side on both hands. One of these times, they witnessed an airshow. They go home and tell their parents: “Mom, Dad, I want to be a pilot.” “What’s a pilot?” “We’ll, y’see…” And a brief explanation later… “YOU WANT TO DO WHAT? WHERE DID WE GO WRONG? DAMN IT, ROK, I TOLD YOU THAT THE SUN WOULD GO TO HIS HEAD. NOW HE THINKS HE CAN FUCKING FLY, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
  • An elf who has a deep interest in geology and underground exploration signs up for a dwarven digging mission. Shows up first day all long limbs and being seven feet tall, and has to become a 90 degree angle to get through the door. “Hey guys! Who’s ready to look at some rocks? Am I right? Well, it’s a tight fit, but I bet I can do it if I squeeze. Ooh, I know some great digging songs by the way.” The dwarves immediately try to find a way to fire the elf without being sued for racial discrimination. “I told you we should have been more careful about the ad.” “I put in it Gold and Gems Monthly, Brek, how was I to know elves read that kind of thing?” “OHMIGOSH, GUYS COME SEE WHAT I FOUND!” “Your turn, Nik.” “I swear to God, if it’s another goddamn stalagmite again…” 
  • A centaur whose herd migrates to a coast area and sees the ocean for the first time. “Greyhoof, I’m going to be a fisherman.” “What?” “I’m going to sail the seven seas; I want to be a sailor.” “Blackmane, you’re half horse, you can’t sail.” “I can learn.” “You can’t climb their weird ropes things. What would you even do on the ocean?” “It’s called rigging and I’d be a fisherman, obviously, like I told you.” “YOU’RE A CENTAUR, YOU CAN’T SAIL!” “YOU DON’T KNOW THAT. DON’T TRY AND DESTROY MY DREAMS, GREYHOOF, I CAN DO ANYTHING I SET MY MIND TO. I BELIEVE IN ME.”
  • A mermaid who gets really interested in those land mountains that touch the clouds and meets an extreme mountain-climber on the beach, then decides they’ve found their calling. “I’m going to be the first mermaid to climb Mount Everest.” “What? Bluefins, that’s ridiculous.” “No, no, I’m gonna do it.” “You can’t breathe air.” “I’ll bring a tank of water, like what the humans do with air when they dive.” “YOU DON’T HAVE LEGS.” “I know, that’s what’ll make me the first mermaid to do it. I’m going to have to work around that, but” “FOR FUCK’S SAKE, BLUEFINS. WE’RE TROPICAL.” “No, see, there are these human things called coats. I’ve got it all figured out. Look, I drew plans.” “WITH WHAT?”

This speaks to me today.

Centaur pirates who build their own ship to be centaur accessible and it looks a lot different than human ships - the doors are high and tall, they don’t need bunks bc they can sleep standing up, wooden ladders wide enough to put your hooves on, living on hay and fish  mostly while on sea-

Dragon microbiologist.

DRAGON MICROBIOLOGIST

there is no part of this that is not brilliant

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lilium:
“ Doesn’t get much cuter than that.
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lilium:

Doesn’t get much cuter than that.

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I kinda get annoyed when people say Pearl is lesbian

0neangrygal:

randomgeekchick17:

0neangrygal:

a-random-mod:

She isn’t, she’s demi. The only person she has shown attraction towards was rose. She isn’t lesbian, she’s demisexual.

Homoromantic demisexual, lesbian.

Not exactly. She isn’t lesbian unless she chooses to identify as one. If she’s demisexual then she’s ace, no matter what her romantic orientation is.
Same thing where heteromantic asexuals =/= straight

heteroromantic asexuals are straight lol

No, they are ace. Stop ace erasure and stop demi erasure. 

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