Silver Tongue

Aug 29

evilroachindustrial:
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“ thecreach:
“ luckykrys:
“ “Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’...

evilroachindustrial:

jennytrout:

ccoastal:

hanars:

luckykrys:

thecreach:

luckykrys:

“Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’ adage that a woman’s presence on shipboard invites bad luck.”

Sculpture by Erik Christianson.

I’m not entirely sure that the statue really needed to have a tit out.

How dare women try to have nipples.

Actually I’ve seen this before and I can tell you— it’s because these women were bad ass pirates and when they killed someone they’d expose one or both breasts so that when their victim died, (s)he knew that they were killed by a woman.

ACTUALLY Anne Bonny purposely wore loose fitting clothes and displayed her breasts openly at all times during battle - mainly because men were distracted by them, and she took pleasure in killing said men while they were too busy staring at her breasts. Mary Read dressed mainly as a man (after posing as her deceased brother, Mark, for the entirety of her childhood) and both ladies cross-dressed from time to time, hopping between ships. They were known as the ‘fierce hell cats’ due to their ferocious tempers, and were key elements to Captain ‘Calico Jack’ Rackham’s crew - they were the only two known female pirates in the Golden Age of Caribbean piracy. IN FACT, when the ship was captured by the British Navy, Anne and Mary were the ONLY TWO pirates who fought while the males of the crew hid - they were all tried to be hung as pirates but Bonny and Read were both pregnant and were pardoned.

Calico Jack was a lover to Bonny, and as he was to be hung, Bonny’s final words to him were, “Had you fought like a man, you need not be hung like a dog.” Bonny and Read were possibly two of the most badass fucking pirates and they were FEMALE. The more you know. 

And on top of all that, exposed breasts have a long and storied history of symbolism in art. They mean all sorts of things. The sculptor may have chosen to expose her left breast specifically to denote her courage–her heart is exposed–or to evoke comparison to Amazon warriors, who cut off their right breasts.

Titties are complex in art.

They weren’t pardoned for being pregnant though. They “pleaded their bellies” at trial meaning they were given stays of execution until they gave birth. After which, they both would be executed like the rest of the crew.

Mary Read died in prison from possible child birth-related complications/sickness while it’s rather vague as to what happened to Anne Bonny.

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destructivemusic:

reasons skyrim is good game: I just shot a goat with an arrow and it flew 50 feet straight up into the air

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apatheticasexual:

Dont shame Asexuals who:

It’s lack of sexual attraction, not sex drive 

Dont shame Aromantics who:

It’s the lack of romantic attraction, not romantic endeavors

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leftboob-enthusiast:

alwaysasideways8:

leftboob-enthusiast:

Okay so I bought a dress today (along with a pair of dark blue velvet pants they are great)

and it looks pretty normal, right?

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WRONG

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GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO LAY A CURSE UPON YOUR VILLAGE AND KISS ALL YOUR WOMEN

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Excuse me, that’s BISEXUAL Trickster Goddess, thank you very much

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deeceeoh:
“ whenthemusicsended:
“ YUGI YOU SWITCHED PLACES WITH AN ANCIENT DUELING EXPERT PHARAOH
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AN ANCIENT PHARAOH WHO LITERALLY HAS THE ABILITY TO RAISE HIS SUCCESS RATE AT GAMES
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Hey, the heart of the cards is free for everyone to use if they...

deeceeoh:

whenthemusicsended:

YUGI YOU SWITCHED PLACES WITH AN ANCIENT DUELING EXPERT PHARAOH

AN ANCIENT PHARAOH WHO LITERALLY HAS THE ABILITY TO RAISE HIS SUCCESS RATE AT GAMES

Hey, the heart of the cards is free for everyone to use if they believe hard enough. It’s not his fault that everyone else thinks the heart of the cards is stupid and are then cursed with bad luck.

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