Silver Tongue

Aug 29

PSA GUYS.

sweet-poni:

nillyandthefunkybunch:

nillyandthefunkybunch:

aurora-archus:

sweet-poni:

Statistics show that 100% of individuals who are exposed to Dihydrogen Monoxide will die.

Do you want to expose your children and pets to Dihydrogen Monoxide?

It will kill you.

BUT GUYS

DO YOU REALIZE HOW DANGEROUS THIS SHIT IS?

THIS IS THE STUFF THEY USE IN ENGINE COOLANT, AND THEY ALSO SPRAY IT ON OUR PLANTS.

THIS STUFF HAS BEEN LINKED TO MULTIPLE TERRORIST ORGANIZATIONS AROUND THE WORLD.

AND THE WORST PART… 

THEY FEED IT TO ALL AGES OF CHILDREN AT ALL SCHOOL’S ON A REGULAR BASIS.

SPREAD THIS SHIT LIKE WILDFIRE. IT NEEDS TO BE KNOW THAT THIS STUFF IS DANGEROUS AND MUST BE STOPPED.

*Gets it*

It was meant to be a joke….you just ruined it…thanks.

I’m not going to admit that I like “scaring” people as a joke

but I assumed my followers knew what mono and di meant, aswell as hydrogen and oxygen.

It’s a joke guys.

This is why we need a better education system

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fiercefatfeminist:

anti-fem-anti-stupid:

fiercefatfeminist:

Feminists don’t wanna live in a world without men, we want to live in a world without patriarchy and violent, toxic hyper-masculinity

So a world where men can’t be themselves.

Being violent and overly masculine is men “being themselves”? Sounds like you’re the one who wants to demonize men

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rosexknight:

obvious-humor:

oh no whatever shall i do, i have to actually pay for the luxuries i can actually afford

I would literally kill for a housekeeper. You guys have no idea. I only make 13% of what it costs to afford them but I want one.

Do… Do rich people not realize that those things are luxuries? As in, they aren’t needed for day to day living? Like, they could live without a house keeper, chef or personal assistant?
This is how detached the 1% are. The don’t even know the line between necessity and luxury.

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rosexknight:

proudblackconservative:

celticpyro:

tacoposey:

laurynsworld:

tacoposey:

on a scale of one to ten how ashamed do you think tumblr is to have the same logo font as toddlers and tiaras 

jesus christ

did u think i was lying

Well one is full of five-year-old divas who compete to see who’s the biggest overmade-up crybaby not acting their age and the other is Toddlers and Tiaras.

Hello 911? I’d like to report shots fired.

They gonna need some Burn Heal.

The funny hting about tumblr is there are two kinds of people. THe ones who accept they are trash and those who are deep in denial and htis post is perfect at that. THe ones who are like “shots fired” are hte ones who accept this site is garbage and the ones trying to defend it are the very people this post is making fun of.

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deviantartwhy:

this was the first thing i saw on the newest section

chefpyro

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