The one who teaches their kid not to use future sight for personal gain or the one who let’s their kid summon demons and shit?
I love how I know what this means and according to them Chip is the better mom.
Oh? Using your gift for selfishness and personal gain? No the mom that doesn’t let them do that and teaches them to respect their power is bad.
But summoning demons? That’s TOTALLY FINE!!
The correct answer is the one that lets their kids do dangerous alchemical shit and make abominations against nature.
Obviously all moms are best moms.
Except Alice and Jabbers mom. Not a good mom.
Oh man, what if AU where she lived instead of red king. How would she react to alice and azures relationship or jabbers spawn?
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I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:
Marriage of convenience between Juliet and Mercutio.
Think about it.
Juliet’s parents want her to marry into the Prince’s family. Mercutio is a good compromise between no marriage and Paris.
Mercutio probably won’t get his inheritance if he keeps being HELLA FUCKING GAY ALL OVER THE PLACE so a beard is only a benefit to him.
They would probably get along great rolling their eyes at how adorably stupid Romeo is.
Romeo and Benvolio could get a “bachelor pad” right next to Juliet and Mercutio’s house. Every night, Romeo and Mercutio high five as they hop the fence to go bang their one true love.
The second half of the play is just all of them trying to keep up the charade and being “THIS CLOSE” to getting caught all the time. But everything ends nicely because true love conquers all.
Everybody wins. Nobody dies.
If you don’t write this play I will.
Bonus points, everyone thinks benvolio and Romeo are banging
They’re cousins though…????In Shakespeare, Cousin doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re related to that person. It’s sort of like a 16th century “bro”
Mercutio was a family friend of both the Capulets and Montagues. That’s why he was invited to the masquerade ball. Also, the only reason Juliet wanted to be with Romeo was to get out of an arranged marriage with Parris and Romeo was originally gonna be with her to win a bet and saw how hot she was. So it wasn’t really true love it was more like one part lust, to parts rebellion.
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shockingjokes-artbook asked: It's ok I won't talk about it anymore.
Just keep better track of that in the future. When people say they do not care about a show/game/movie/book it’s considered rude to continue botheing them about it.
Listen, I get it. There’s a thing you like and you want to talk about it but it would be better to talk about it with someone who actually likes the same thing.
shockingjokes-artbook asked: Well Life is strange yes it's a long game that comes out slowly. But in evolves drugs, step parents, death, suicides, a magic deer thing, gay, messing with time. Plot twist. Stuff like that. And it has different out comes.
I thought i said this already but I do not care enough about it to watch it. I know what it’s about and I still don’t care.
shockingjokes-artbook asked: It will tear your soul out
Probably not. I really don’t care about it enough to watch any playthroughs of it. Until Dawn, on the other hand, looks pretty rad.
shockingjokes-artbook asked: Sliver have you seen life is strange?
I’ve heard of it but never cared enough to look into it.
The one who teaches their kid not to use future sight for personal gain or the one who let’s their kid summon demons and shit?
I love how I know what this means and according to them Chip is the better mom.
Oh? Using your gift for selfishness and personal gain? No the mom that doesn’t let them do that and teaches them to respect their power is bad.
But summoning demons? That’s TOTALLY FINE!!
The correct answer is the one that lets their kids do dangerous alchemical shit and make abominations against nature.
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I got all the Eeveelutions. Yaaaaay.
But did you keep the best one of all? The original eevee?
I still have a starter eevee.
Good. First eevee is the one that should alway be an eevee
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