Thomas Sanders is like deadpool if deadpool was rated G
Because a lot of people are like “STRANGELY TRUE!” I’m gonna elaborate. His vines have no fourth wall (at least for him) and he has untold powers which he uses for silly personal things. He respects his friends and has his own set of morals.
There’s nothing chasing you. There won’t be a face in the window. Nothing is following you up the stairs. Nothing is under your bed. You can throw your legs over your bed, you can have your arm over the side of the bed, because nothing is out to get you. I promise. I’m here to protect you. I’ll kick its ass.
You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell
