can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations
oh my god… duel lingo
Die Eule habe hat Hunger
True to form, I actually messed up the verb conjugation when I first put the words on this. XD
i’ve been crying laughing over this for the past 5 minutes
This honestly reminds me of a show on the history channel where they spent like 25 minutes wondering how the sides of all the pyramids seemed to be perfectly divisible by pi or something, and people where theorizing about aliens and some lost form of mathematics, but then at the end they interviewed a tiered looking paleontologist and he was just like “maybe they just used a wheel to do all their measurements.” and the whole show just immediately collapsed.
can you imagine being so far up your own ass with conspiracy theories that you forget about circles
And dont forget, The Pyramids used to be coated in Limestone, so they were White & reflected a lot of light so they shined.
Here’s a concept of what they used to look like.
Anonymous asked: the fact that Ed, Young Hoho, and God!Father all look the same is so funny to me. I keep imagining a riddle scenario like "Youre trying to cross a bridge when 3 identical young men block your path. You must insult one of them to pass. One is a perfectly nice young gentleman and a pacifist. One is easily offended and prone to bouts of violence but doesnt believe in killing. The third will absolutely fucking murder you. Who do u insult and how do u figure out which is which"
