Silver Tongue

May 21

sirphilliam:

srsishere:

browningtons:

osirass:

I turn 18 in eleven days oh man.

I turn 18 in like 2 months i’m scared 

I turn 18 in -22 months omg

I’m turning eighteen in three days 8D

I turn 18 in five months.

(via sirphilliam)

Goodnight

What it’s supposed to mean: “I’m going to sleep.”

What I mean: “I’m not coming out of my room for the rest of the night because I am surfing the interwebs.”

Anyone else agree?

May 18

Does anyone know the name of that one movie with chicken who could fly but he was actually just launched out of a cannon?

May 17

[video]

May 16

[video]

May 15

christhecreep:
“ of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite
”
Go onto YouTube and search jokes with a guitar. Then you will understand.

christhecreep:

of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite 

Go onto YouTube and search jokes with a guitar. Then you will understand.

(via vanderdeer)

May 12

[video]

sirphilliam:
“jezmm:
“ komapsunida:
“ i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:
“ revengeofthemetalmaiden:
“ some-days-you-smile:
“ thesherlockedboffin:
“ theworldsrunoncodesandciphers:
“ katherinearandez:
“ special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:
“ abhortion:
“...

sirphilliam:

jezmm:

komapsunida:

i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:

revengeofthemetalmaiden:

some-days-you-smile:

thesherlockedboffin:

theworldsrunoncodesandciphers:

katherinearandez:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

abhortion:

atheistrose:

domesticabusewillsaveusall:

So awkward.

I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because i walked passed the doctors and like…I’m not sick so…yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked passed past a restaurant and like…I’m wasn’t hungry so…yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a field and like… im not a cow so… yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a store and like… I didn’t have any money so… yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a road and like… I’m not a car so… yea 

It was so akward when I was walking home because I walked past a vet and like… I’m not cat tonic so… yea

It was so awkward when I was just sitting there like I always do and an athiest walked past and like… I’m a church so… yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a bakery and like… I’m not dough so… yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because i walked passed a White flag and like…I’m not french so…yea

(Source: ombrophobia, via sirphilliam)

May 11

Was cleaning out my recycling bin.

Was cleaning out my recycling bin.

May 10

Looks awesome!

Looks awesome!