I turn 18 in eleven days oh man.
I turn 18 in like 2 months i’m scared
I turn 18 in -22 months omg
I’m turning eighteen in three days 8D
I turn 18 in five months.
(via sirphilliam)
What it’s supposed to mean: “I’m going to sleep.”
What I mean: “I’m not coming out of my room for the rest of the night because I am surfing the interwebs.”
Anyone else agree?
Does anyone know the name of that one movie with chicken who could fly but he was actually just launched out of a cannon?
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of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite
Go onto YouTube and search jokes with a guitar. Then you will understand.
(via vanderdeer)
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i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:
theworldsrunoncodesandciphers:
special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:
So awkward.
I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because i walked passed the doctors and like…I’m not sick so…yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked passed past a restaurant and like…I’m wasn’t hungry so…yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a field and like… im not a cow so… yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a store and like… I didn’t have any money so… yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a road and like… I’m not a car so… yea
It was so akward when I was walking home because I walked past a vet and like… I’m not cat tonic so… yea
It was so awkward when I was just sitting there like I always do and an athiest walked past and like… I’m a church so… yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a bakery and like… I’m not dough so… yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because i walked passed a White flag and like…I’m not french so…yea
(Source: ombrophobia, via sirphilliam)
Was cleaning out my recycling bin.
Looks awesome!