Silver Tongue

Aug 25

Republicans be like..

Them: Higher education isn't a right! You have to pay tuition to go to college!
Me: But pretty much every job, even entry-level jobs, require at least a bachelor's degree.
Them: Work an hourly job that doesn't require a four-year degree!
Me: Ok, then can we raise the minimum wage so I can work full time and, like, live and eat and other essential functions?
Them: No! If you want to make decent money, go to college and get a degree!
Me: But...
Them: Ugh, this generation is so lazy. I think I'll pray about it.

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charade-the-actor asked: The entire point of the show is lost on you, isn't it? But I do agree to that statement in certain scenario's I don't think it's as back and white as you make it out to be.

which show? you gotta be specific here because I watch many shows.

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Aug 24

japaneseanimes:

barackinaroundthechristmastree:
a band called “999 Megabytes” that never gets any gigs
hey JOCK, sorry to ruin you’re “post” but it’s 1024 mb in a Gigabyte, not 1000. try being intellectual for once and stop playing so many sports

Perhaps the fact that it’s less than 1024 Mb is the reason they never get any gigs such as OP said. Technically OP is still correct.

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

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willygurl68:

fuckyahumor:
hilaryclintit:
foodchewer:
imagine an ocean full of coca cola
is pepsi okay

(via thatsthat24)

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