boyfriend requirements:
- is a feminist
- not a racist
- dances (not necessarily well)
- is a cutie
- is not a murderer
- likes puppies
yes cause obviously if someone is not a feminist they are obviously scum (sarcasm)
- Isn’t that guy
Man the bar could not get any lower and yet some men still can’t reach it.
The bar was an inch above the ground and the guy dug a hole to avoid it.
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♣ you never have big enough blanket and not everyone has the same cuddling span
♣ y’all can’t fit in bathtub without splashing water everywhere
♣ you spend ages reading horoscopes since you have to check up on like five signs now
♣ when you try surprising you partners by randomly buying your favourite spring rolls there’s 76% at least one of them got the same idea and you all end up being sick from spring rolls overdose
probably more reasons to be added
Cooking takes hours and each dish has to be perfect for each person.
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Movies I will watch with all of you in my streams once my exams are over;
-Emperor’s New Groove
-Kronk’s New Groove
-Night at the Museum
-Night at the Museum 2
-Sherlock Holmes
-Scott Pilgrim VS The World
-The New Pokemon Hoopa movie if it’s out by then
-Pokemon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew
-The Mask of ZorroAlso;
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Leroy & Stitch
Pokemon: Rise of DarkraiAnd let’s not forget;
Steven Universe marathon
Isn’t pokemon what got you banned?
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Star is from a different dimension.
Stan’s brother was lost in a different dimension.
Rick visits different dimensions like twice a week.
Lot of dimension shenanigans goin on these days.
You know, technically, they can share one story. because of themultiverse being canon in all of them. And rick and morty DOES take place in one of the universes that stanley scanned. The mystery shack mug came through a portal in rick and morty that one time.
Everything is magical when you want it to be.
- Paperclips for binding and banishing (link the paperclips, then unlink them and throw one half far, far away.)
- White out for glamours, covering up secrets, deception, and change.
- Multi-color pens for your color correspondence petition needs.
- Who needs a magic ink stamp? I fucking need a magic ink stamp. Stamp the shit out some mundane.
- sticky note sigils
- Business card sigils. Business cards with career intent. Business cards
- God directories/Rolodex
- Spell flash drives
- Magical scrap booking
*runs to nearest supply store with new found excuses to buy office supplies*
Does this make my Staples catalog some sort of gimoire for the office witch*?
*zine witch could work as well.
Thumbtacks/pushpins for curses.
Erasers for removal spells.
Highlighters. Fucking highlighters. Colourcoding magic, bringing things to light, focusing…
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BROTP. They’re pals to the end.
The best pals. Completely platonic.
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