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Alexis Texas
ABORT ABORT I JUST GOOGLED ALEXIS TEXAS AND IT TURNS OUT SHE’S REAL AND SHE’S A FKN PORNSTAR
Never not reblog
Get ready for bucky kentucky
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At the end of the last episode of Steven Universe, you hear “Garnet? Garnet? Gaaarneeeet?” It’s Rose’s voice. She says, “So, what do you think, Garnet? Should I go to the concert?”
Garnet smiles and nods.
IT TOOK ME A FEW MINUTES BEFORE I GOT IT
SHIT
OH. WHY WOULD YOU.
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MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING.
NOW SHE ASKED IF HE WANTS TO GO FOR A WALK
SOMEONE HELP.
NO OLIVER, IGNORE ECHO. NO ONE IS HERE
I PROMISE.
I’M 1000% DONE.
“OLI GO CAGE.” NO OLI
DON’T.
GO.
CAGE.
birds straight-up fuckin with other pets is my jam
