Silver Tongue

Aug 18

list of squads

kan3k1:
astrologybro:
shy at first, then talkative as hell: leo, taurus, cancer, aries
cries when happy squad: pisces, gemini, libra, aquarius
cares too much about people they shouldn’t squad: scorpio, leo, sagittarius, virgo
too shy to ask for help squad; taurus, capricorn, aquarius, libra
can never say no when people ask for help squad: leo, aries, pisces
secretly kinky squad: gemini, cancer, capricorn
never knows what they want squad: aries, scorpio, leo
needy but doesn’t mean to be squad: libra, virgo, sagittarius, aquarius
I
literally every one of these

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starco-conut:

Toffee literally said “Sometimes your biggest threat is right under your nose” like could they make it any more obvious

Toffee isn’t even hiding his intentions. The people he’s using are just so unbelievably stupid that they don’t notice.

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chefpyro:

greathaircut:
COWARD GAMESTOP EMPLOYEES REFUSE TO GIVE ME CHEAT CODES TO SEE YOSHI NAKED. “HE’S ALREADY NAKED” THEY WHIMPER AS I DESTROY THEIR FILTHY STORE WITH HAMMERS
this reads exactly like a dril tweet

Yoshi aren’t naked. they wear shoes.

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We Visited A Nearby Chuck E. Cheese’s…

fnaf-theory:

A few weeks ago, we drove around Dickson City, PA and saw a Chuck E. Cheese’s. Of course, we planned on stepping inside and taking a picture or two, but then we saw the banner up front.
Grand Re-Opening?!
Sounds like a game we know…
It was fairly empty, considering it was midday on a Thursday, but the man at the entrance, who was wearing a purple shirt, seemed to be very enthusiastic about the reopening, proudly saying that everything had been renovated after we made a comment about its crisp cleanliness.
Not to mention the purple curtain, as well as star motifs surrounding the walls and prize counter.
Needless to say, we ran from the establishment before anything tragic could happen.
– H & G

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So our return policy is 15 days, after that we have to honor the manufacturer warranty.

rosexknight:

Manufacturer warranty is repair, not a return. Can only give customer store credit back.
“I’m never shopping here again! I can never return anything! Nothing easy! Every time I say I’m never shopping here again I give y'all one more shot I’m calling corporate! Never shopping here again!”
How much do y'all wanna bet she’ll be in again within the month?

Well she certainly won’t be back within 15 days that’s for sure.

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jwblogofrandomness:

shadzter:
tailscore:
do you know what I just noticed about this picture?
sonic is the biggest, so hes probably in the front. His leg goes forward, but his foot still ends up being being Knuckles’ head. so it looks like either Sonic is very big or Knuckles is tiny
please also notice how tails is slightly covering the tip of sonics shoe, which means he’s tiny too.

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