Silver Tongue

Aug 16

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Steven universe is a kids show

Gravity falls is a kids show

We bare bears is a kids show

Avatar and Korra are kids shows

(the original) teen titans was a kids show

star vs the forces of evil are kids shows


The best kids shows are ones that challenge children to think. The best kids shows give all characters depth. Saying poor writing is excusable because “it’s a kids show” is an insult to kids and kid shows everywhere. That is why I don’t like it when people say teen titans go shouldn’t be criticized because it’s a kids show.

Anonymous asked: DEER STINK! (For the offensive thing meme)

IT’S CALLED MUSK AND IT SMELLS VERY NICE TO DEER

Theory Time

confessions-of-a-cartoon-nerd:

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This time it’s star vs the forces of evil.

So, when Miss Heinous had her cheeks show, I thought it was because there was a guy (marco) near her but then I remembered her second in command was a guy so her cheeks should be showing all the time.

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Now here is my theory. The females of royal blood in Mewni have their cheeks show in the presence of a male mewni of royal blood, such as Stars mother in the always being with the king.

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Now, here’s the thing. Stars cheeks are always showing. The only male she’s always with is marco. Well, this is the other part of the theory.

Just gonna say this.

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Notice anything similar about the two?

Oh shit man!

But wait, wouldn’t her cheeks have shown when she first met Marco? And why did the brainwashing video make them go away again?

She didn’t physically touch him until he escaped. she was holding the dogs and the guard took him when he was captured.

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robustquestioner:
“How did I come to own 5 scissors?? Like 3 of them I know I bought but the other 2????
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They were left by dimension hopping horse heads.

robustquestioner:

How did I come to own 5 scissors?? Like 3 of them I know I bought but the other 2????

They were left by dimension hopping horse heads.

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If you lost me in a crowd, what “offensive” thing could you yell that’d be GUARANTEED to track me down? :P

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kelpiesnshit:

I got so close to 666 followers then like 25 people unfollowed me

deviantartwhy:
“I never knew Princess Celestia was a cyclops…
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deviantartwhy:

I never knew Princess Celestia was a cyclops…

samrosemodblog

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List of things to say when someone asks why you don’t want kids

readingaroundthemovies:

nerdfighterwhatevernumbers:

THE LAST ONE FUCK ME OH MY GOD

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Anonymous asked: You know if you want commissions you shouldn't attack people like that. He wanted to pay you just because it's not cash doesn't mean it's not valid payment.What do you think this is paypal?

kelpiesnshit:

queenfrau:

I cannot use artist credit to buy things. That’s the whole reason I’m taking commissions, to help myself out financially! 

Ah yes, I don’t want to use my money to pay you for your hard work and time and skills so allow me to pay you in pocket lint. We are in olden times aren’t we, ahohoho~ What? No? You do know that refusing to accept my absolute worthless payment is attacking me right? My offer of useless bullshit that you would be getting anyway is just as good as money. You can totally use my pocket lint to provide yourself with necessities like food.

I mean, when I go to a Chinese restaurant and they refuse to give me Chinese food, only pudding cups and raw chicken I simply can not leave and refuse to eat their food. it is a proper exchange of goods after all my dear.

The premise of commissions is to make money, I know  I know, but I view you so much lower than myself and so unworthy my money, yet still wanting of your goods, that I can only offer this measly, completely tactless and worthless, handful of pocket-lint.

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