link is a highly versatile adventurer who wears light armour and consistently plays an instrument and usually has access to magic items and occasionally some spells
link is a bard
*Rolls to seduce Ganon"
(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
nololololololol-blog asked: SERIOUSLY DEO. STOP SWEARING. FRICK IS WORSE THAN POOP! AT LEAST CENSOR IT!
*inhale*
heck
*COPS ARRIVE*
Fluff is better than smut because with smut it’s like we are just watching a porno whereas fluff its more like we’re watching real people being intimate.
Drop your favourite fluff in the tags
(via jestre)
Anonymous asked: have you known jo?
No clue who that is.
silver-tongues-blog asked: Hey u nerd.
sweet-poni-deactivated20151104:
1. First impression: oh she’s… intelligent. Oh god. Oh no- Oh no she’s more intelligent than I am. Let’s - let’s not get in an argument with her- oh …oh gosh.
2. Truth is: qwq; you’re a huge sweetheart and I support you fully.
3. How old do you look: 19!
4. Have you ever made me laugh: Yes!
5. Have you ever made me mad: ….not…really? I’m not sure.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: uwu;;;;; ….. uwu;;;;;;;;;;;…. I think you are… ….. ….very…. ….veryattractive
8. You’re my: Deer-Mod!
9. Name in my phone: Diane!
10. Should you post this too? Yes~
I’ll do my thing on you now!
1. First impression: this person has a lovely art style. OH SNAP THEY ARE A HUGE DORK AND THT”S AWESOME
2. Truth is: You’re a good friend and if you were more available on skype I would talk to you more often.
3. How old do you look: 18 or 19 I think. I don’t think I’ve seen a pic of you recently.
4. Have you ever made me laugh: yup
5. Have you ever made me mad: Nope.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: No but in all fairness I’m not attracted to anyone. i do think you’re pretty.
8. You’re my: cannibal friend.
9. Name in my phone: Poni
10. Should you post this too? I’m reblogging from you.
Hey, this post may contain sexually explicit content, so we’ve hidden it from public view.
silver-tongues-blog asked: Call me
sweet-poni-deactivated20151104:
Silver Tongue glanced over at her phone as she browsed Tumblr. Oh god. It was him.
“Aaaaaye-” She could smell the alcohol on his breath through the phone as she answered his call.
“Youuu…
you and me- we should… we should party tonight- We sh-”
“You know I don’t like doing those sorts of things. I’m hanging up now, Rochter.”“But Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilverrrrrrr. I want you to come along. Pleeeease”
“You’re already wasted at home. Why do you need to go out and interact with others? That’ll just get you arrested. Like last time.”
“Siiiiiiiilllver-”
“Goodbye, Rochter.” She shook her head and rolled her eyes at the same time. Silver huffed and ended the call, returning to tumblr. Only to receive a phone call once more.
Needless to say, she didn’t pick up. Maaaainly because Rochter had called her back. “For fuck’s sake.” She grumbled and tucked her phone away in a drawer, free from distractions finally.
Beautiful.
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silver-tongues-blog asked: I've started documenting my problems at work. Today a customer yelled at me for not brining a drink he didn't order. It was an online order completely out of our control. We just make what is on the ticket.
How DARE you not be able to read their minds! GOD!
Where’s my drink? My Diet Dr. Kelp?! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO EAT THIS WITHOUT MY DRINK?!
THAT’S LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED