Silver Tongue

Aug 15

pastelgarfield:

- don’t rp real people

- don’t headcanon about real people

- don’t ship real people

- honestly don’t fucking treat real people like fictional characters these are real fucking people holy shit

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askclaythepony replied to your post:Fallout shelter?
Man, I don’t how you, or my bro does it. But I can’t seem to get my Vault Dwellers happy or sustained. If possible got any tips?

Power and water on every other floor. At least three women pregnant ant any time. Have the ones who have weapons wear outfits so they are easily identifiable. Have at least two people assigned to every room. Keep track of who has the best weapon. Upgrade your vault door. Complete challenges.


I send someone to the wasteland with a luck 10 outfit and the strongest weapon and 5 stimpacks and 5 radaway before work and have them start returning while I go to sleep. If you have more people than you need, have them work out. Never leave a room empty and make sure at least one person in each room has a weapon. Also, the mr handys are super useful but they don’t heal so keep them away from danger.

semataryonmars:

marblecrybaby:

please stop encouraging the killing of sharks and bees and snakes i know the hyperaggressive culture of hating these critters is very ingrained into society but like. theyre minding their own business whenever one of these animals “clashes” with a human its because we’re invading their spaces. we are provoking them and they shouldnt have to pay for acting the way theyre supposed to and honestly if these species disappear itll result in dire consequences for the environment of our planet

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sharks and bees weren’t seen as aggressive until the 1975 speilberg film, jaws and the 1974 harrington film, killer bees. They aren’t as ingrained in our culture as we think so we can stop the hate against these creatures.

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isabellyaches:

Elle Woods could lift Thor’s hammer

#what like it’s hard

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Fallout shelter?

More like Trying to keep my mr handys alive

Finally gonna sit down and watch star vs teh forces of evil

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Ravenclaws probably have, overall as a house, the worst grades in the school tbh. 

i feel as though ravenclaws would have driven Hermione Granger up a wall they neVER DO THEIR HOMEWORK??? I though this was the smart house???? and Ravenclaws are like yeah kay but GET THIS DID YOU KNOW AN ANIMAGUS - but potions homework - who even CARES about potions right now I’m researching this COOLER THING uncouple the idea of ‘smart’ with the idea of ‘good at school’

I bet for the professors teaching Ravenclaws is like herding cats away from empty boxes.

Older Ravenclaws have finely honed the art of asking just the right argumentative questions to direct their teacher onto an entire-class-session-long tangent about something entirely irrelevant to the course material. 

Can you imagine Ravenclaws trying to overhaul the entire school system with Muggle ideas. Trying to figure out how to best teach people, more concerned with how people learn than what they’re learning.

“Why do we force people to learn things they aren’t interested in, we should create our own curriculum.”

“We should figure out everyone’s learning styles.”

“We need smaller class sizes.”

“No, no, wait, guys, what if we eliminated grades entirely.

Yeah, Ravenclaws would drive Hermione up the wall.

“Fire the whole staff and start over.”

“Present more opportunities for seventh-year independent research!”

“Why hasn’t anyone made magically modified calculators yet?”

“Why are we still using quills and parchment when pencils exist? Please explain.”

“I don’t want to enter the work force directly after school, what are my options for higher education? Is there magical university?”

“I don’t feel confident in my professor’s qualifications because she’s teaching me astrology but doesn’t know any facts about space beyond about the year 1764.”

Muggleborn Ravenclaws forming rogue study groups to teach other students chemistry and algebra and English literature, just imagine. 

“They call this the astronomy tower but we’re learning about the effects of Venus when it’s in the fourth house and the professor doesn’t believe Neptune is a planet I am really concerned.”

“Okay but what’s the oxidation state of Mandrake root in pepperup potion?”

“But can you apply differential calculus to arithmancy or not?“ 

“The portrayal of the witches in Macbeth has some pretty troubling implications, also, I don’t think their potion would have actually done anything.”

I can’t not reblog this holy frick

Hogwarts students reading Discworld.

Ravenclaw students bringing the wonders of the modern world to school. Such as a fucking flashlight or a typewriter, since all electronics die when they get near hogwarts
Honestly, I’ve always wondered why wizards, the more “advanced” ones lives in a world of candles, quill and parchment, and fireplace heating

Imagine the students working a way around the enchant that kills electronics and also figuring out a spell to keep the electronics fully charged and posting hogwarts selfies and making vines and some of the other wizards are amazed because despite that photographs move, they still don’t make noise. Only paintings do.

Imagine them making a youtube channel dedicated to interviewing various paintings and ghosts and peeves just uses it as an opportunity to jumpscare.

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zackfair:

That specific scene in a videogame that no matter how many times you experience it, makes you as emotional as when you first played it

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