I don’t just think kink should be “allowed” at pride, I think we should train a huge pack of those puppy mask dudes to bark at all of the floats that have corporate branding on them
You get it
[ID: a response from @chamomile-crow that reads: “bud light alcoholism float dismantled by pack of rabid kinkster dogs.” End ID]
i’m still losing it over the fucking narrative choice trying to make a rich asshole who WANTS TO TURN PUPPIES INTO A FUCKING FUR COAT sympathetic by, uh
[spins roulette wheel] having her be raised by a kindly mother who dies to
[picks papers out of a hat] a pack of dalmatians running her off a cliff [throws darts at a board] and those dalmatians actually being trained ones that i guess, assassinated her fucking mother through aforementioned cliff-running and [squints at hand] are owned by a rich fashion mogul that scrappy victorian orphan cruella initially admires and wants to be like, but swears revenge on her when she finds out about her role in her mother’s death?
Ah, well that excuses the puppy murdering completely then :V
