Lets have some fun. I have made a simple template.
RULES: There are no rules. Butcher the fuck out of it and explain how you protect yourself. You
can change the enemy, the victim, the weapon, literally anything. Use
photoshop or whatever you want to butcher the living shit out of this
template.
•The site changes format ALL THE TIME WITH NO WARNING. BE READY.
•There’s a new meme every week and you’re just gonna have to get used to seeing it everywhere for a while.
•You are going to care more about social justice, feminism, different sexualities, and the safety of bees than you ever have in your life
•It doesn’t matter who you follow, PORN WILL FIND YOU
•If you get a message from a random person politely telling you to test out their game or visit their page at all, DELETE IT AND WALK AWAY.
•We all make fun of Superwholock fans’ inability to take a joke.
•No matter who you are or what you do, someone is going to find you or someone you know problematic (and I mean EVERYONE) don’t sweat it when it happens.
•Tumblr. LOVES. HALLOWEEN. Don’t question it.
Halloween starts in June and ends in February. Such is the pattern of the skeleton war.
The official BlackLivesMatter page apologized and said that they weren’t affiliated so you can stop spreading false bullshit now
Also remember that even though they weren’t affiliated Bernie Sanders got in contact with BlackLivesMatter, asked if there was anything he could do to improve, found out what he needed to work on for their support, and is in the process of working on it. He even hired a member of BlackLivesMatter as his press secretary.
So the guy listens if you get his attention, so even though the protestors weren’t a part of black lives matter they got his attention, got him to release an actual plan for what they were protesting for, and that plan is getting approval from BlackLivesMatter.
Ok but why don’t people understand there is a difference between nightblogging and shitposting??
nightblogging is like “What if apples screamed when we bit them?”
Shitposting is like “a crisp one donger bill”
One is more coherent than the other.
i’m glad we’re focusing on the important issues here at tumblr.com
nightblogging has more of a focus on theoreticals, especially in stating absurd thoughts in normal ways. think the kind of stuff your best friend says to you at a sleepover at 3 am after the lights have gone out and neither of you have slept in 20 hours or more– a “what if” question isn’t unsual in and of itself, but the unreal subject matter (apples screaming when you bite them) makes it funny. shit posting is more often the opposite, stating normal things in ways that make them absurd. “a crisp one dollar bill” isn’t funny or unusual, but replacing “dollar” with the absurdist internet word “donger” is what makes it funny & thus a shitpost. it’s not necessarily that one is more coherent, but that they’re differentiated both by form and by lexicon. nightblogging is surrealism, shitposting is dada
