Silver Tongue

Feb 07

glumshoe:

asryakino:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

I feel like the usefulness of a poison ring is inversely correlated with how openly you boast about wearing a poison ring

you were so busy carefully watching that my ring hand did not go near your drink that you didn’t notice the liter bottle labeled POISON in my other from which I poured your wine

the key to poisoning people is misdirection. misdirection… and poison.

Is it like the obsidian knife and the baseball bat?

first of all it’s nothing like that at all and secondly how DARE you try to identify patterns in my murder techniques

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its-all-about-the-eyes:
“ wallofdis:
“ ericgeller:
“ toxicsemicolon:
“  #have you seem michelles arms #she dont need no help carrying a mini fridge
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omg
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I can’t find the video but he told a really funny story about how Michelle and the girls were...

its-all-about-the-eyes:

wallofdis:

ericgeller:

toxicsemicolon:

#have you seem michelles arms #she dont need no help carrying a mini fridge 

omg

I can’t find the video but he told a really funny story about how Michelle and the girls were like a military operation decorating the room and he was standing there useless so they told him to put an Ikea lamp together and he completely fucked it up.

My favourite part about that family is the former President is somehow the dunce of the group.

(Source: stolentweets, via moonpaw)

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dndaddyissues:

gnome, kobold, goblin, halfling, and kenku PCs:

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the rest of the party:

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ankaa-avarshina:

cherryozyi:

thewustywab:

you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together

Idk why but Squidward randomly exploding gets me everytime

My personal favorite joke in this ep was Spongebob yelling “JUST GET OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID DUMB ANIMAL” at Patrick

WEESNAW

(Source: ducktracy, via demon-space-boi)

obsle:

“happy endings” this “sad endings” that– you can debate the relative merits of each till your mouth goes dry and it’s still not a meaningful binary. Is the ending coherent and emotionally appropriate for the story? Cool.

(Source: rem-ir, via bloodsbane)