periwinklepint asked: Teacup chihuahua it is!
No! Bad! Baaaaaaaaaaad!
No. Hoofprint is my doggy. And he gets to choose which type. Teacups aren’t good for belly rubs.
Disabled Person: I can’t do this.
Ableist: Yes you can. Quit using your disability as an excuse. The only disability in life is a bad attitude.
Disabled Person: I can do this.
Ableist: Then you’re not really disabled. You’re just faking, which is offensive to actual disabled people.
(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
SU episode idea: the gems feel bad about how much of a financial drain they are on greg and all try to get jobs
They solve their problems by selling off Amethyst’s junk which turns out to be mega ultra rare and Greg has like enough money to own two storage units.
Garnet in a “Kiss the Cook” apron and a chef’s hat, standing three inches away from the customer table at a fast food joint watching them eat. Patron is both terrified and uncomfortable as they anxiously chew their burger.
Pearl in a Best Buy uniform making constant noises of disapproval over the primitive nature of ipods and Dell computers. Manager does not know what to do as she continually offers to rework the hardware in everything.
Amethyst in an orange vest working as a cart-returner at the grocery store. Massive traffic jams ensue when she “returns” all the store’s 300 shopping carts into a mountain in the middle of the parking lot.
this makes my heart acheSilverstein always has been, and always will be my favorite poet because he doesn’t even need words in his poem to make people open their eyes.
(via thatsthat24)
Dear shitty coworker
When I say stop pressing random buttons on the register while I’m taking a customer’s order over the phone, that means stop pressing random buttons on the register because I’m taking a customer’s order over the phone
asexuals are part of the queer community pass it on
if u are cis and heterosexual/romantic u are not queer, so being ace/aro essentially does not make u queer
ASEXUALS ARE PART OF THE QUEER COMMUNITY PASS IT ON
ASEXUALS ARE PART OF THE QUEER COMMUNITY PASS IT ON
(via paper-shepard-deactivated201610)
Just heard my coworker ask who Tom is when we were talking about MySpace.
shockingjokes-artbook asked: If you could have any friend as a pet. Who is it and what animal would they be?
hoofprint-is-spooky and he would be a dog.
… I’m not sure how I would feel about being a pet. I’d be PSYCHED to be a dog, though the eating kibble would take some time getting used to.
Being my dog means you get belly rubs and scritches behind the ear.
Male writer: This female character that I’m writing has a deep dark secret.
Male writer: Something so horrible that she can’t tell a soul…
Male writer: This female character has literally the saddest back story anyone could ever imagine and no man could ever love her because of it and she cries herself to sleep every single night because she’s such a monster.
Male writer: She’s……………… infertile.
Okay no. Her dark secret was what she had to do to just to get into the assassin league. You know, expecting people when she was just a kid. Her being infirtle wasn’t why she called herself a monster it was because all the people she killed without remorse.
(via probablyfakeblonde)
It’s been 11 years