Silver Tongue

May 28

thatneoncrisis:

diversity win! a polycule made up entirely of your exes

That’s the plot of Scott Pilgrim

adhsea:

squeeful:

haltraveler:

kesonafyren:

sanctferum:

ironychan:

ironychan:

TIL astronaut Jack Schmidt discovered he was allergic to moon dust, which is a thing millions of other people have probably gone their whole lives never knowing.

Imagine being one of only twelve guys ever to have the honour of walking on the moon and then when you get there you’re allergic to it.

NASA scientist: you’re back early

Jack Schmidt: moon’s an allergen

NASA scientist: …what?

Jack Schmidt, loading an epipen and climbing back into the shuttle: moon’s an allergen

if one in twelve humans who have been on the moon was allergic to moon dust, that’s either a one-in-a-million chance or a VERY common allergy

The fact that it’s such a statistically useless sample is DEFINITELY driving a handful of very specialized scientists absolutely crazy

oh this one i know! he’s not actually allergic and he’s not a statistical outlier. all twelve astronauts reported symptoms after stepping on the moon because lunar soil is fucking nasty to human (and presumably most complex life) biology. moon dust is like inhaling asbestos. it’s very fine, chemically reactive, and will hang around in your lungs for months, like a shitty inhaled cloud of glass. which, as it’s mostly silicon, it kind of is. glass powder that is ripping up your airways and possibly your dna. see again: like asbestos

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c-bassmeow:
“jackanthfern:
“ outofcontextarthur:
“ muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll
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SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the carbs
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UNESCO recognizes this post as a patronage to humanity
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c-bassmeow:

jackanthfern:

outofcontextarthur:

muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll

SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the carbs

UNESCO recognizes this post as a patronage to humanity 

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May 27

catgirl-kaiju:
“spiroandthelacktones:
“ndiecity:
“Leave him alone pig
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This gives me an idea for a show
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NO”

catgirl-kaiju:

spiroandthelacktones:

ndiecity:

Leave him alone pig

This gives me an idea for a show

NO

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guerrillatech:

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mood

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theartivistic:
“ Vintage French postcard, “L’amour de Pierrot,” c. 1905.
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theartivistic:

Vintage French postcard, “L’amour de Pierrot,” c. 1905.

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blackestbileandsmoke:

glennisthemenace-deactivated202:

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why do bat eared foxes look like they’re being bullied ,,,,

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Same creature

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muktaakter:

when the alphabets appear in math

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bird-big:

bird-big:

chimpanzeedotcom:

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nothings happening

ohh

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