Dash did a thing. Protect this deoxys.
I guess it was aperfect timing
welp, I’m ticked off now.
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are fathers like infinite fountains of jokes wth
When a man is expecting a child, he is given a book to study. It holds every joke written and he must pass the dad exam or else the baby will be taken away. They spend nine months studying to pass so that when the baby arrives, the new father will be ready to say every joke.
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reblog this post and put in the tags what color you think vermillion is. don’t look it up!
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Greatest/worst thing ever just happened to me, so buckle up folks..it’s story time:
Girl on a dating app tells me in the first few messages that I’m really cute (true) and interesting (also true) and asks me to meet her at 1140am for coffee at a random McDonald’s. When I ask if she’s a 45 year old man trying to harvest my organs, she proceeds to send me 15 pictures in a row that look like they’re straight from Facebook. Because that’s how you convince somebody you’re real (not true).
Now normally I don’t accept propositions like this because I’m thinking “what’s the catch?” Well, I decide to live a little on the YOLO side…and since it’s right next to a Subway Sandwich shop I think that the worst that could happen is it’s a 45 year old lonely man, I give him a big hug because I know the feeling as a 25 year old lonely man, get a tasty sandwich, then go home. Apparently that was NOT the worst thing that could happen.
I show up. She shows up. She’s real. I’m surprised. I buy her coffee because I subscribe to traditional gender roles unless requested otherwise. She uses her McCafe frequent buyers card so she gets stamps. Its cute. While the guy is making her drink, she tells me to go find a table outside in the sun. I go outside and find the perfect goddamn table because I’m a romantic at heart. 5 minutes later. 10 minutes later. 15 minutes later. No girl. I text her the typical guy message “lol u get lost???”. No response. Turns out she took the coffee and left.
So I’m not saying it’s bad to leave a date if you feel uncomfortable or aren’t attracted to them. It’s totally your decision. But I don’t think that’s the case…I think this girl is a serial McCafe dater. And I don’t think this was her first time. It was too professional. Too clean. It was the perfect McHeist. And I’m starting to think I’m not even mad…she didn’t steal my credit card, or my organs. Just a few euros.
And my heart.
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This person Just puts a paint filter over screencaps and cosplays and draws a shitty anime face over the real face before claiming to have painted them himself. Also
He blocked my regular account and hid my comments calling him out. he removed all commenting ability on that pic and blocked my alternate account as well.
The fact that he’s refusing to provide proof which would be very easy to do, just record the painting session, is very self incriminating.
Seriously, someone should find the orginal un-filtered pic and show it to them.
In his description, he has the original unfiltered version linked saying it was just a reference.
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buddy cop movie with hayley atwell and idris elba as unlikely partners and dwayne the rock johnson as the bakery owner who witnesses a violent crime in the alley behind his shop and has to be protected
#what do you mean you don’t know how to punch? you’re jacked dude! #hey making dough isn’t easy! these are the result of grating carrots for carrot cake!
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The OT3 challenge in it’s full glory
