Silver Tongue

Aug 07

camwyn:
“ leeshajoy:
“ sitcorn:
“ *basket of kittens happens*
*dogs stop what they’re doing to watch kittens*
*humans stop what they’re doing to watch dogs watching kittens*
”
*tumblr users stop what they’re doing to watch humans watch dogs watch...

camwyn:

leeshajoy:

sitcorn:

*basket of kittens happens*
*dogs stop what they’re doing to watch kittens*
*humans stop what they’re doing to watch dogs watching kittens*

*tumblr users stop what they’re doing to watch humans watch dogs watch kittins*

*NSA stops what it’s doing to watch tumblr users watch humans watch dogs watching kittens*

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Jurassic World Spoilers

figmentjedi:

The T-Rex and the I-Rex start fighting each other and start charging energy beams. Then Chris Pratt runs between the blasts and gets turned to stone. All the dinosaurs start crying and their tears bring him back to life. Then I-Rex realizes the errors of its ways and flies away.

I see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. it’s what we do with the gift of life that determines who we are ~ I-Rext

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Anonymous asked: Batman, get me some stamps.

I am neither a bat nor a man.

ikimaru:

reminder to self to never state an opinion here on tumblr dot com since people will most likely twist your words against you or to support their point or use something you said/did two years ago as still completely valid reason to judge you lmfao

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aliendaysss:
“ Sooooo yeahhhhhh
”

aliendaysss:

Sooooo yeahhhhhh

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ask-factory-scootaloo asked: You fell for my Trap Card! Man Eater Bug! Say good bye to your card!

hoofprint-is-spooky:

nillyandthefunkybunch:

thesilentsage:

:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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This is Man-Eater Bug.

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This is a Trap Card. I have been out of the game for years, but even I can see the difference.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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adurot:

belinsky:

bemusedlybespectacled:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

demonwayne:

achlles:

but like… what if all the names in lotr were normal names…. what if aragorn was called george instead. what if frodo was donald. why is this so funny to me

#Larry what do your elf eyes see 

#ben son of terrance

Sam, Cam, Jim, Tim, Danny, Manny, Josh, Joe, Jack, Terry, Jerry, Harry, and the leader of our company, Chad.

#tell me where is brian for i much desire to speak with him

The Great Eye of Bill is upon us!

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