It’s not the pretty leaves or the best holiday. No, I’m hyped for fall because of apples. You see, the soda that I frequently drink also has seasonal drinks like candycane in winter, strawberry in spring and vanilla in summer. Now those are fine and all but the best one is autumns seasonal drink. Apple. I can’t wait to drink my apple flavour soda.
Scientists bred extremely sexually attractive male mosquitoes whose offspring are unable to breed. So these mosquitoes will hopefully dominate the mosquito gene pool, and in a generation or two, billions of mosquito larvae will be reproductive dead-ends.
Mosquitos deserve this for being little buggy assholes.
Mosquitos can be safely removed from the Ecosystem without any significant damage, whereas it can save countless people from disease.
how are we going to feed the fox bat?
In the lack of mosquitos in the fight for resources, the other insects in the area will rise in population, leaving the bats and frogs and spiders with much to eat still.
awesome, also i learned that fox bats eat fruit not insects
Coolio
Is no one going to address how scientists literally had to go “aight we have to make the most BANGIN mosquito possible. The SEXIEST thing these bloodsuckers have ever SEEN”
How will they dominate the gene pool if their kids can’t have kids? This won’t work.
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Binders are underwear, they should be no harder to buy than bras and boxers.
— The fucking truth (via possumpogo)
Shoutout to people who can’t stand loud noise because of anxiety or sensory issues or chronic migraines and have to deal with people being unnecessarily loud all the time but can’t do or say anything about it because that’s “rude” and “ruining everyone’s good time”
well maybe a shoutout’s not the best idea but we appreciate the sentiment