Silver Tongue

Aug 03

vaginismusandsexuality:
and-umar:
I hate hate hate it when women in video games make sexual noises when they get hit or die in suggestive positions
like women can’t even die in a way that doesn’t exist to turn men on
how dare you sexualise female pain
REBLOG AGAIN AND FOREVER BECAUSE RELEVANT FOREVER
What’ll fuck you up more is when you realize that some of those pain sounds are actually pretty accurate but we sexualize a lot of the noises women make when they’re in pain
Like idk how many times I pain moaned and put my head down in the high school cafeteria because I had cramps or didn’t feel well and one of my stupid as male friends made a sexual comment about the sound I just made. They did the same thing to the noises we made when they’d come up from behind and ‘tickle’ jab our sides. Basically any noise a woman makes can be interpreted as sexual, up to and including hysterical crying.

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chefpyro:

that face when no gf (gunfire)

That face when no gf (Godfather)

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A guid to the super best friend squad

Woolie the Liar:

He will steal your pies

Pat the Cheater:

This dwarf will shit on your day with his fire beard

Liam the Betrayer:

A fucking weeaboo who will taunt evil counterparts

Matt the Adequate:

The guy who hates fireaxes. He’s pretty rad though.

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shockingjokes-artbook asked: Sliver on the scale of 1-10 how evil will you rate yourself?

Find your sexy pet name using this handy dandy chart

thatsthat24:

theblazingidiot:
lemmy-koopas:
citizenforourbetterment:
havesomejoshpuns:
introvertway:
peterduckingwentz:
fuckyeahloldemort:
justrpmemes:
Carbon copy of this picture ❀
The first letter of your first name:
A: Donkey B: Yummy C: Baby D: Honey E: Snuggle F: Boo Boo G: Smelly H: Cookie I: Hottie J: Thunder K: Creamy L: Bulky M: Jiggly N: Spanky O: Mookie P: Honey Q: Pissy R: Kitty S: Fire T: Big Ol’ U: Bearded V: Pooky W: Tiny X: Poo-poo Y: Hulky Z: Pudding

The first letter of your last name:
A: Bear B: Buns C: Cha-cha’s D: Snooch E: Cakes F: Hole G: Crotch H: Booty I: Bunny J: Butt K: Nipples L: Nubblies M: Ass N: Butts O: Thighs P: Lips Q: Tits R: Nuts S: Trousers T: Ta-ta’s U: Buffness V: Nubs W: Nukes X: Jubblies Y: Daddy Z: Balls
fire ass
creamy crotch
Boo Boo Ta-ta’s
atowncalledsburbia
you’re baby balls holy shit
donkey ass
BABY NIPPLES
Bulky Booty…. I think that should have been reserved for
thatsthat24
It’s ok…. mine is Big Ol’ Trousers.

Honey Nubblies

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