If Aphrodite had stomach rolls then so can I
This is veryveryvery important. My wife was feeling down about herself the other night and asked me “why do I look like this?” And I immediately brought up a photo I had taken of a sculpture of Aphrodite I had taken at the Chicago MOMA. I said, “look at this picture. What does she look like?” And my wife very shyly answered “Me…” (Literally her body is IDENTICAL to the sculpture) so I replied “that is the Goddess Aphrodite. THAT is why your body looks like this.”
I very rarely reblog miscellaneous posts but there are some followers of mine who really need to see this.
Oh shit I’m crying thank you
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ashnya asked: do you have a particular favorite pokemon game
Probably HeartGold/SoulSilver.
Two regions, the walking mechanic, paired with the fact that Gold was the first Pokémon game I ever played and Johto was the region that introduced my favourite Pokémon Ampharos… yeah.
Same here except silver was my first and togetic instead of amphros
- HAD A TEAM FULL OF MEGAS IN POKEMON SHOWDOWN GOD DAMNIT
- FETUS WHY
- W HY
OKAY ONE WAS NOT OKAY
THREE FUCKING RAYQUAZAS
rayquaza was seriously nerfed in oras. It was actually very disappointing because there was so much buildup to him. Also his mega looks dumb as fuck.
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…if it weren’t for those meddling kids.
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“My penis cannot get erect” — Arin Hanson
The butler obviously
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