(via rosexknight)
“Darth” is to Sith lords what “Lil” is to rappers.
Darth Wayne
Lil Plagueis
Yung Sidious
(via nofacednerd)
“Stop romanticizing autism!!” Or maybe you could stop demonizing it to the point where your views on autism and autistic people are so rotten and mangled that you think people talking about it in a way that isn’t just “autism is a horrific hellscape in which there is no redemption” is romanticizing it
(via newbarrk)
my name is Emily because it stands for Ewan Mcgregor I Love You
tfw it’s over, anakin
i am excited but also this is funny as shit. we sre excited over stairs
(via chefpyro)
snuv:
a school in Russian prison
Grandma after trying to force feed me whenever I go to her house now look where she is.
Does grandma want a fucking cracker
my aesthetic: left 4 dead 2 graffiti
Not including the legend himself:
god bless chicago ted
(via newbarrk)
silver-tongues-blog asked:
im always a fan of tarot.
not to downplay jade tho, if you throw literally ANYTHING she will instantly teleport and fetch it
john takes to yeeting everything as far as he can to see if she’ll miss anything and she never does it’ll be like
jade: hey can you pass me a soda
john:
What about when he fake tosses it
jade, once she’s 2 miles away from the cookout they were having and there’s no soda:
(Source: roselalonde, via robustquestioner)
legitpsychic asked: I'm calling my lawyer.
you can’t touch me, i’m american celebrity clark newman and i’m funded by viewers like you
Hold on I have to google 3 things
Yeah this is pretty funny
